Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Bless
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Shotgun wedding
Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
Today, I watched my fiancé ride off on my motorcycle with another girl. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Top comments
Paco_el_Taco 17
You are better off being single than married to that piece of shit.
MzZombicidal 36
You definitely dodged the bullet on that one. I'm sorry your fiancee was so cruel, though. I hope you can get over them super quick and move on to better things. :)
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Comments (116)
TheCookieComet 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Congratulations!
cwhitt975 11
Did you read it?!?
badluckalex 23
bad timing for sarcasm
TheCookieComet 23
Yes,53 I read it. Was trying to be sarcastic and it didn't work out.
Corey122726 17
Or you could say congratulations! On not marrying a cheating bastard. Looks like it was your lucky day! Unfortunately for the other woman it wasn't.....
meli1195 31
who said the fiancée cheated
RainEliseWolf 16
He obviously cheated, he got married to someone else.
hernanjaimes_ 22
#83: are you serious, or trying to be sarcastic as well?
Paco_el_Taco 17
You are better off being single than married to that piece of shit.
desoxyn242 14
I suck donkey wiener
ThongWarrior 17
.... What if op was the reason they broke up?
Paco_el_Taco 17
Touche...
Weirdo_Babe 13
#2 I was just on moderation and I saw an FML that said "Today my stalker posted on FML stating 'Today my fiancée got married. I did not. FML' She was never my fiancée. FML" Idk what to belive anymore.
Phooey 22
when moderating, it doesn't say who posted the FML.
alindori 2
So. I don't see where it says OP is a woman? Maybe I'm missing it? More than likely they are, but you're taking out of context and assuming the fiancée is a POS man.. Men always get the blame. How shitty for us
irishmaiden78 23
Wow. If that's true it's totally crazy and scary.
Nickb55 16
I hope you got to embarrass her at her wedding, if they had one.
BlackStar288 10
It doesn't specify if OP is a man or a woman
Nickb55 16
Yeah, sorry. I shouldn't assume.
ShowMeKay 20
Actually, when fiancée is written with two e's at the end, it specifies that person as a woman :) Men are written as fiancé.
Everyday_Galaxy 14
fiancee refers to a woman and fiance refers to a man. The french have masculine and feminine versions of their words. So we can assume, if the OP knows that, that they were left by a woman. EDIT: looks like someone beat me to the explanation.
Nickb55 16
Interesting; I did not know that! Thanks for letting us know.
Enslaved 38
I don't know what part of the US the OP is from but.. Same sex marriages were just legalized in my state (FL) on 1/6/15. OP could still be either gender?
henrylikestreats 22
Who is arguing over the OP's gender? OP was engaged to a woman. That is all that matters.
Obito_Rocks 6
#16 derailed us, but yeah, doesn't matter at all really.
miianah1 22
32, that had nothing to do with the convo. They were discussing the gender of OPs fiancée, not OP
foxwasalamb 24
yay florida! @32
dcb132z 17
I think you dodged a bullet op.
tatertotx3 16
Pawn the ring.
colby6666 43
Absolute fuckery. I hope you find a better fiancée, OP!
Miss_Chevious 37
*fiancé -as per the explanations above
lord_meloetta 20
No, OP said fiancée
brand125 17
36- did you read the post?
colby6666 43
*fiancée, as it explains in the ******* FML
Tarlachia 33
Once a ho, always a ho. Get the ring back and wait for the right one for you.
Miss_Chevious 37
how do you know it was a woman not a male?
happysmile987 24
34- Because OP wrote fiancée and that is the female term; the male is fiancé.
MzZombicidal 36
#34, since when are only women considered hoes?
MzZombicidal 36
You definitely dodged the bullet on that one. I'm sorry your fiancee was so cruel, though. I hope you can get over them super quick and move on to better things. :)
epicmaterial777 5
I love how people automatically assume it was OP's fiancée's fault without any context. There needs to be more evidence before any conclusions can be drawn.
Mauskau 36
Well how do you end up engaged to two different people and then marrying one of them? By accident? Unless it was an arranged or forced marriage, the fiancee knew what they were doing.
MzZombicidal 36
#77, I'm assuming they dodged a bullet considering OP said fiancee not girlfriend or ex-girlfriend. They were engaged to be married and the fiancee married someone else. That's pretty shitty whether it was OP's fault or not. You break things off if you're not happy. You don't remain engaged just to move on to the next person. I'm also assuming that the fiancee's new husband/wife has been in the picture for an extended period of time for them to have gotten married so that means the fiancee could have been cheating for a pretty long time...
_Peppermint_ 34
Ouch! Well, you definitely deserve a vacation, you know, focus some time on yourself :)
KhaleesiDannie 26
That sucks feels wise but now you can start looking for someone who wants to marry you and only you