Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
Today, I finally received a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebrated by promptly falling down a flight of stairs and losing consciousness. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML
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kolKatay 0
Today i saw my crazy, needy ex for the first time in months, my feelings of dread were relieved when she fell down the stairs... My life rocks!
FiddleStikz 0
Just because he looked at you?
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Comments (61)
dante0220 0
lmfao sucks
B4SK3TB4IL 0
u could've still been flying on the way down
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
I believe there is a bright blue button for that
samlovesyou 0
Lmaoo. Wow. Nice(:
FiddleStikz 0
Just because he looked at you?
gingersnapper 0
Must've been pretty hot. Way to go, OP, for hitting that!
jandrews10 0
Exactly...get in the kitchen and make me a sammich. Don't forget the chips and beer. Furthermore...my neck hurts, I'ma need a massage. Kidding! :)
baby_gurl2405 0
who cares if ur ex looked at u for the first time in a while.... he's ur ex... try leaving it tht way the only way u'd be 'excited' wat-so-ever is if he dumped you...... in which case good for him D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E
kolKatay 0
YDI for being needy.
tman118 0
ydi for having stairs
kolKatay 0
Today i saw my crazy, needy ex for the first time in months, my feelings of dread were relieved when she fell down the stairs... My life rocks!
KylaaKatastrophe 0
#8 So cruel! Yet, incredibly funny.
If0nly 0
know how you feel <3
InstaKarma 0
Residual feelings -- yes. Being so ******* desperate that you "felt like you could fly" and were so damn out of it for a LOOK that you fell down the stairs? That's just pathetic. YDI. Grow up.
sillychilegirl 0
wow you guys are all asses. so she still likes her ex... big deal. so do I. then she tripped which I thought was hilarious but still.
GanjAxZermA 0
wow really YDi for having stairs. seriously guys grow up.. tht can actually happen to anyone.. so maybe before commenting think about it and put yourself into that person's position..