Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML
Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
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Kibaruto 33
You now live in the Jersey Shore, or at least from the inside of the house.
legitkitty 11
Maybe he should have to paint the room while you spray paint his room bright pink as a punishment ;)
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Comments (61)
MYpenguinLOVESme 1
Free 'paint' job!
TheIchiban 11
Now he can repaint it and call it another experiment.
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
Well, you said it yourself. He's 18! He's old enough to repaint that for you.
srhornb 4
He was prolly high, in which case, that kind of stuff will happen
kirbeaar 19
High on what? I never met anyone who did something this stupid while smoking marijuana.
mattorama 15
And who raised this rocket scientist?
183933 6
He's 18... That explains it all!
ILoveZombieBoys 13
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StayClassyLassy 6
Experiment? He wasted the whole can of spray tan and now he can't even use it. Was he tested how long the spray tan would take to chip off the wall, because a wall is different than skin.
Sexy_Kisses14 8
Fail -_-
Sexy_Kisses14 8
Fail -_-