Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML
Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
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Kibaruto 33
You now live in the Jersey Shore, or at least from the inside of the house.
legitkitty 11
Maybe he should have to paint the room while you spray paint his room bright pink as a punishment ;)
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Comments (61)
jeica123 1
Kick him out!
malignantmegan 3
Go have wild and hot crazy sex with husband/boyfriend/fiancé/girlfriend/wife/etc. in his room/house and let him know how experiments and get very very bad ;)
j_cat187 20
All of them at once?! **** it, I'm down.
malignantmegan 3
Thats the spirit!!! XD
kimmi41509 10
Orange walls..how interesting! At least it's unique :)
Pandacupcakelove 26
Wow... Well, I guess he just gave himself a heavy job painting those walls all over again! FYL
brevolorio 5
Look at this way it not totally fml thats like couple hundred buck in paint to fix the bathroom it would be fml if he sprayed a new paint job on a car that would be 5K so what will u pick.
brevolorio 5
What thr heck I said orange aint the ugliest color got comment moderated for that
redwingsfan88 9
Hahaha that made me laugh if I ever attempted this I would get my ass beat.
xtcolin 7
I was gonna say I could have seen myself doing that at like age 5, then I got to his age and sighed.
fatalwish 6
cant blame the little douche on this one besides he gets it from somewhere
ImaginaryFoe 1
Excuse me, why can't he be blamed for his own actions as an adult? Are you saying spraying a room with an entire can of fake tan is a genetic trait? I can't make the slightest sense of your comment.
fishface517 10
Was he thinking "maybe if I take my shirt off I can roll it on by rolling on the wall for an even orange"?
knanne 0
Curiosity is a good thing at any age!!! But that is just too funny!