Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
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Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML
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Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
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Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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KILLA_KALI_KUSHh 0
He's probably bored since PSN is still down :P
dreamering 16
What’s up with these people that pissing and ******** all over the place? Every day there is an FML about people who don’t know what a toilet, or bathroom, or shitroom or whatever you want to call it is about. Few days ago someone even pissed on a roller coaster.
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Comments (176)
whoisthisgirl 4
guess he needs a hobby lol
KILLA_KALI_KUSHh 0
He's probably bored since PSN is still down :P
Brandnewuser 0
guess he needs some discipline !
MissBrainDamage 0
wow that's pretty ****** op
DrJesse 10
Get him some taco bell and put some baby poo in a burrrito.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
you think that's bad? I once took a shit in one of my neighbours air con system his place smelled like shit for months.
MRobvious750 0
#8- I concur, if you want to blame someone then blame them who took away his online gaming.
Kilroy15 0
#22- or you could just get some taco bell and make him eat it.
coling 0
lol nice pic
sterlingarcher 1
lol I agree with 8
mike3775 39
I seriously hope that the 16 yr old lost the car keys, all access to the internet, all his favorite video game systems, and has to go through the house steam cleaning all the rugs and drapes as punishment.
OhSoBueno 0
discipline sucks...just do something sick nasty to the little ******
mfjkr 10
#53 thinking like that is why Australia doesn't have an R18+ rating for games
abbi96x 0
Shit in his bed.
sparkey0127 0
well, you're an asshole. especially if you are trying to one-up the op's son at being an asshole. just sayin'
meowmeowwkitty 0
he HAS one - Drugs. duh.
LilTiki559 13
#8, in that case, he should clearly get an Xbox360:D.
gladstone123 5
he's jealous of the baby.
sparkey0127 0
I'm sorry, my previous comment (#124) was in reguards to comment #49 ( I believe it was that one, the one about ******** in on an ac unit)
headkicker234 2
Dude WTF?!?!
rusrsbrah 0
lol that is funny.
xmayne 0
a simple back hand would be funny as well
nativepimp 1
lol that's great
heathersmorin 0
Wow # 56 your an idiot. Wait till you have kids. I hope they just directly on when their 16 years old.
atthegates 0
shoulda pooped in it
butterflychic 0
I modded this one so I definitely agree(:
FarSide 23
You call it funny. The law says it is child endangerment, a felony. And OP is complacent by being indifferent in the crime if she fails to act upon it... especially if OP then comes to this site and makes such a post. One sorry ass parent. Poor baby does not stand a snow ball in hell chance.
Redneck42 0
I thought it was funny to. you guys just need to have some fun once in a while.
LilTiki559 13
Really?? "Redneck"? does that uncivilized 'Fun' include your sister?.. I thought so -_-..
360XBOXFTW 0
what does his age have to do with it?
Brandnewuser 0
everything
Pownzeez 0
because 16 year olds arent suppose to do immature things like pissing in a babies humidifier
CommonSenseKarma 17
Or use nerd names that allude to specific game consoles.
iLazy 0
If everything had no age limit imagine kids with guns running around and shooting people they hate.
kingnothing607 3
Actually yes, 16 year olds are supposed to do immature things, that is part of the whole growing up and learning and maturing, etc...being a teenager. And I am so not endorsing what he did, that is pretty gross lol.
grumpybarista 0
This isn't immaturity as much as complete lack of respect for the baby and the parents. YDI, op, for raising an asshole.
kingnothing607 3
Again with blaming the parents...you dont raise an ass hole, you raise a kid the best you can, they are an ass hole because they have a mind of their own and are a free thinking person with their own personality, some of which is just part of who they are, while some of it is because of how they were raised. A 16 year old does stupid shit because they are immature because they are teenagers, they are influenced by tv, movies, internet, friends and kids at school. Those play AS BIG OF a factor as the parents do, if not more. So it is NOT the OP's fault for raising an ass hole, jeez.
outsidebox 0
after the age of ten, you just don't do that.
cjc0690 0
but its the parents fault for allowing these influences like tv games so on... of course you can't keep them from everything but you can talk to them about what they see or limit/monitor it. but this peeing in the baby's humidifier is rebellion
sadistmonkey 19
109 - "Now son, you may go over to your friend's house but you are not allowed to watch [name of show] or play [name of game]". You can control what your child does in the house but you don't have jurisdiction over what your child does when he's not at home.
grumpybarista 0
King, parents are the single strongest influence on kids, no matter how old. Yes, there are other factors, but by the time he's 16, peeing into his baby brother's humidifier shows that he hasn't been taught to respect other people's health or safety. That's a parent's job. Yes it's immature but it's OP's fault for not teaching him. Also, he clearly has no remorse or guilt since they *finally* found the source of the stench without him coming out with it on his own (or at least fixing it on his own). That means he's an asshole. OP's "raising" an independently thinking asshole.
CitrusGirl 0
I think to do that at the age of 16 there is probably something mentally wrong. By the age of 11 (or younger) kids should know that you don't do mean things to babies, because they are completely defenseless.
nico139 4
baby's
CitrusGirl 0
Thanks Nico, I missed that. :)
alexg823 0
One would think that you would assume urinating in a humidifier is just play wrong.
eir64 0
I don't know. just because you're sixteen doesn't mean you're allowed to act like a tard, it just means that it's typical for a sixteen year old. this is why we can't have nice things. op, your life sucks.
doctorturkleton 0
103 - when's the last time you watched tv or hung out with your friends and thought, "hey wow this really makes me want to piss in a humidifier"
ElMundio87 0
umm no 127 it's babies
LilTiki559 13
um..I thought 123 had it right da 1st time. oh right, 157 seems to think so as well.
koutisilias 0
Africa :(
angel55033 12
give him some cleaning projects he's obviously bored lol
Freeze_fml 17
It'd be real funny to make him take care of the problem.
iLazy 0
Lol awesome dp. The closest thing I could form was twat...
IMveryHUNGRY 3
That IS funny!
mattelijah 0
for reals
kingjames2306 0
yeah thats real funny grow the hell up i hope you have a hell child one day
IMveryHUNGRY 3
wow lebron your not very nice
tripleshame 3
It's kids like you that make me sad for the future of the world.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
wow hahaha that just made my day :)
nitehawk1425 0
your hot..
dreamering 16
What’s up with these people that pissing and ******** all over the place? Every day there is an FML about people who don’t know what a toilet, or bathroom, or shitroom or whatever you want to call it is about. Few days ago someone even pissed on a roller coaster.
_Itz_Meena_ 0
haha I wanna gonna ask that.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
I prefer the term "shitshack".
Anubis_81 21
it's called NO RESPECT!!!!!!
BamBarBiYaKergud 2
u should grab ur son and put his face in to that spot lol than show him a toilet. just like u do with kittens or puppies when they ******** around looooooool hahaha
CommonSenseKarma 17
laugh out-out-out-out-out-out-out-out loud? I don't get it.
barlessprison 16
please stop with the 'looooooooool'. 'lol' brings across the message loud and clear.
dezinspaaace 0
#17 and #35 damn, shut the hell up.
docscientist 10
I think 14 is saying "laugh ouuuuuuuuut loud."
Kilroy15 0
47- you are just one happy ball of sunshine aren't you
ard1130 2
fcking nasty