Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML
Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
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Kibaruto 33
You now live in the Jersey Shore, or at least from the inside of the house.
legitkitty 11
Maybe he should have to paint the room while you spray paint his room bright pink as a punishment ;)
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Comments (61)
erinchick1 7
Time to tell him to move out!
reject214 10
Sounds like a good experiment. Let's see if something white. i.e. the walls, will get a tan if you spray it. He's got a lot of potential. You probably forgot to mention he's going to Harvard.
sdj215 22
You should experiment on that a** with a belt
leadawg75 12
Never paint a bathroom white, too many things can get it dirty.
campervan 6
Agreed mines already a fake tan colour so wr are covered:)
campervan 6
Tbh it is kind of tempting. Like maybe he had a YOLO moment. Argh hate myself fo saying that:/
1crabbygirl 10
Future in interior design? I wonder what results that technique would yield also! I mean besides making you want to strangle him...
Arrawyn 12
No contribution to society for him.
delicious69 5
I would have packed his bags and told him to kick rocks!!
MrLoux 6
Get the little shit to repaint it with his own money!
rockman555555 3
You deserved it... You shouldn't have any spray tan