Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double decker bus and a van slowed and drove around the puddle so as not to splash me. Thinking luck was on my side, I began walking more confidently, only for a tiny Smart car to come hurtling past, causing a huge wave of water to hit me. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
I hate to dampen your spirits but water we supposed to do? That's frankly quite funny.
reneebellinger 8
You should have given them a hug after!
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Comments (71)
reneebellinger 8
You should have given them a hug after!
Pleonasm 36
I hate to dampen your spirits but water we supposed to do? That's frankly quite funny.
slickchrome 11
uh.. wha?
Pleonasm 36
Sleep on it, you might get it eventually.
slickchrome 11
no thanks I'm too busy dreaming of unicorns and rainbows
DocBastard 40
Don't worry about it, Pleo. I'm not sure the hamster wheel in Slickchrome's head turns quite fast enough to grasp the concept.
mFUNdo21 17
the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
slickchrome 11
30 he was killed by getting stab with a fork
ThatFancyPenn 18
Dude it's just not your day. Stop commenting.
slickchrome 11
noooo
154rct 7
His train of thought is still boarding at the station.
cmath_fml 19
What a wanker!
emilycb93 12
Next you'll have a little rain cloud over your head.
slickchrome 11
I would have thrown my ice cream cone at their car. just like the movies
Jjimen1654 9
Since they pulled over thats when i throw a rock at their car and run away.
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
I hope karma gets to her real soon.
Bree12345 15
Wow that sucks. People have no sympathy these days.
ThatFancyPenn 18
No honestly admit it, you'd be laughing your ass off if you did that to someone
theonex17 15
Get their plate number, track them down, and soak them in bed with a super soaker
benmec 18
Yes!!! But a super soaker filled with pipi!!!!
DocBastard 40
Pipi? As in Longstocking?
junkman6 22
Just putting a life sized poster of her in someone's room is probably enough to make them super soak themselves.
Jeffy91 28
Hey look at it this way... ya made someones day. Besides... you cant tell me you wouldn't have been laughing if it was the other way around. Its good to laugh at yourself once in a while. haha
Beepbeep7 14
Since everyone else is sympathizing I will be honest;Most likely I would have laughed too.I,at least,would have asked if you were ok.