Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
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taraaa_fml 4
so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.
suadelaaa 0
Parenting fail.
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Comments (301)
Misanthropist 0
Enjoy the rest of your miserably life with your miserable child :) Your gay brother sounds like the only one that stands a chance of escaping poverty and your failmily.
r_o_a_r 0
#76 , i also created an account because of your worthless comments. It has nothing to do with education, rather the fact that people type quickly and just want to get their thoughts out without the grammar nazi up their ass. now, if you already understood what the other people were saying, obviously, then why the hell do u have to make side comments calling everyone an idiot. #89 :) thanks for proving my point.
raginazn_67 0
FAAAAAAAALLLLLLCOOOON PUNCH!!!! prevents teen pregnancy =P
backoff 0
please tell me #86 was kindin!!!! is it possible to have such speech AND a brain? (yeah hes got one as hes alive :s) That reminds me the way to talk of my nephew who's 4y-o...
Misanthropist 0
Also #82 thank you for being the physical embodyment of everything that is wrong with this world :) -You can't DECIDE to be gay or not. -Abortion isn't murder anymore than cracking open an egg is murder. It's great to know this is how christians are raising their kids today though, hopefully you'll all die out soon from self-imposed ignorance. If you have any questions please direct them to #76, to whom has my unending respect.
blacklagoon_fml 0
Haha the biggest FML is that she can't spell college right. And yeah agree with #92
repaolucci 0
I don't want to sound insensitive here, but I think you should have an abortion.
Mommymargaret 0
I agree with #6. Seems like there was already a problem before you got pregnant
Jazar2054 0
collage? you really have no future..
InverseFUN 0
@97: Most eggs you eat and are bought from stores are unfertilized. So... cracking open an egg wouldn't really be considered an abortion...