Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
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taraaa_fml 4
so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.
suadelaaa 0
Parenting fail.
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Comments (301)
MiriamSingsLoud 0
#121, "alive" and "able to survive on one's own" are not the same thing. People who use dialysis, have a transplanted organ, etc. are alive. Read up on embryology and then try again.
SallyRagDoll 0
ROFL @ #63, you made my day!
12345e 0
Yeah, you're ******* 17 and having a baby and can't spell college -_____- FAIL.
Leviathan_fml 0
You also can't spell... FAIL
woxy 0
hah, if you think your life is f-ed, imagine momentarily how your father feels!
Islander_fml 5
Wow, it just sucks all around. Except for the gay one. It sounds like he's the one with the bright future, since there's nothing wrong with being gay. But hey, you can give your baby up for adoption. Like Juno! Then you can have a bright future again. It's really not as bad as it seems at first. Just remember protection next time, okay?
Misanthropist 0
@106 & 111: Not the OP ffs, #76. Way to read before commenting.
ammali 0
YDI for getting knocked up at 17. If you're mature enough to be having sex, you should be mature enough to do it responsibly. More like FYPL (your parents lives) for not having any kids they're proud of?
Comma_Sir 0
You missed spelt college haha
uberkrissy 0
Kill the baby dude. IDK, I'd be mad if I was a parent if you're paying good money and your kid is failing out of an expensive college. Gay, now that's just ****** up, love your kid!