Anonymous
Fort Worth, United States
Yeet it time
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jasmine
Payday
Today, I got fired during my maternity leave for requesting my unpaid wages. FML
jessiluvxx
Kearny, United States
Today, I was called to be told I'm fired for not showing up for my shift. I guess she didn't check her voice message to see that I gave birth last night. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
DeniseK
Running a company into the ground? Huh!
Today, I found out my boss was quiet-firing me on purpose. Apparently, his daughter who works at this same company is pregnant now and needs a promotion. I have a Master’s and have been here for 9 years. She dropped out of college because it was “too hard” and the other day she put a metal spoon in the microwave. FML
blah!
Unionize
Today, I found out I'm pregnant, after quitting my job because they asked us to work for free due to COVID. So because I quit, I'm no longer eligible for maternity leave. I didn’t know that I was 4 months pregnant. I could've just gotten a doctor's note for medical reasons. FML
HoboWithACondom
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
dazedandconfused
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
It's not what you think
Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
jam
Is that even legal?
Today, my boss told me that I'm being terminated. Apparently, being pregnant means I was going to quit soon anyway, so there's no point. Now I have to get job so I don't get deported. FML
terminated
She has a point
Today, one of my employees was a few minutes late without notice. I asked in the work group chat, “How are you gonna take a shift and not show up for it?” She responded with, “How are you gonna talk shit about your baby mama and then get her pregnant again?” I’ve never fired anyone so fast. FML
Anonymous
Humboldt, United States
J'accuse!
Today, I got terminated from my job due to two coworkers accusing me of saying racial slurs four months ago. Four months ago I refused to support the same coworkers in trying to terminate another coworker on false allegations. I’m the least racist person you could ever met. I’m also 5 months pregnant. FML
Top comments
Chazzster 32
Being mentally and emotionally mature is not the same thing as being able to conceive a child.
cuz803 46
There has to be more to this FML than meets the eye. Lack of detail.
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cuz803 46
There has to be more to this FML than meets the eye. Lack of detail.
RichardPencil 32
I guess your boss really screwed you. Maybe literally? Inquiring minds want to know! On the plus side, you now have proof you are biologically mature. So, there's that!
Chazzster 32
Being mentally and emotionally mature is not the same thing as being able to conceive a child.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
I read the FML as that she's jobless with a child on the way, and (possibly) immature with a child on the way. Neither is good, and the combination is cruddy.
randybryant799 21
I'm not sure what one has to do with the other.