Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
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taraaa_fml 4
so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.
suadelaaa 0
Parenting fail.
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steftacular 0
I also made an account just so I could tell most of you to stfu. Who cares if she spelled college wrong? It doesn't mean she doesn't have a bright future! Why are most of you such ASSHOLES?! And as for all of you calling her an idiot for getting pregnant, back off! She obviously already feels bad enough about it and if she didn't use contraception already knows she made a mistake, so back the **** off, she doesn't need you to make her feel even shittier. And as for abortion, I'm against it, but people should be allowed to believe whatever they want to believe. I'm also very for gay rights (as I am bi) but I have nothing against people who believe that being gay is wrong. It is when people start to use derogatory language and to lash out against other people's beliefs that problems arise. Can't everyone just live and let live for once?!
stfuchivonne 0
shame on your father but at the same time i doubt you're completely ready to be a parent. 17 is young you aren't even out of high school yet and your future is already tied to a kid your father never should have said any of that especially to his own kid and being gay does not make you a failure. what a jerk
Chibi_fml 9
Just because she happened to misspell one word or because she's pregnant, doesn't mean she can't have a bright future. Lay off, people, god. Typos happen. I've met a lot of people who can't spell for shit, and most of them are a lot older than seventeen. And I'd wager to say that if her father thinks that one of her siblings future is destroyed because he or she is gay, then it's safe to guess that her father would think her future is destroyed because she's pregnant.
GoldenSofa 0
#76 I never claimed "Is" and "could very well be" are the same thing - one is absolute and the other is hypothetical...so you're still the idiot. "could very well be" is another example of REGIONAL DIALECT, which in your ignorance you fail to recognize as a very legitimate part of the ENGLISH language. where are you from, anyways? #89 thank you for pointing out the irony...
mrcuriosity 0
Have the child and give it up for adoption.
alex_vik 1
Wow, your parents have the shittiest luck there is.
alex_vik 1
Edit: Double post -_-
tmp_fml 0
Collage classes are hard, no wonder he's failing. He should try something easier like painting or sculpting.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#76 & #82: I AGREE I AGREE I AGREEEEE! Abortion is NOT murder. You can only kill a living thing, the baby is not living. The baby would not survive without the mother, so if the mother were to die the baby would too. Its not something it can survive on its on without the mother, It has to be fully developed & BIRTHED! And yeah I wanna see your dad's face when you announce your pregnancy. Im also the one with the bright future, even though Im failing math and could flunk! And all those assholes who have a problem with her being SEVENTEEN. Okay think about this: Shes almost out of high school, almost 18, she could be A LOT younger, I know of people who are 13 and 14 year's old pregnant. Many things can happen to get someone pregnant, and you know it could be poor planning on the parent's end. Especially if all she has is a father, if you're a guy and you have a daughter do you really wanna talk about sex with her? You just wanna say: Dont have sex. And that be the end. I hope things get better.
baffledking042 0
College.