Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
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taraaa_fml 4
so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.
suadelaaa 0
Parenting fail.
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_epic_fail_ 0
alright, so getting fired could be because of the economy, because really i know so many people who are getting laid off/fired. and being gay really shouldn't be on that list AT ALL!! and dropping out/flunking out of college, i would say is bad, but i know a few people who dropped out because they realised they weren't into that program after all. nd being 17, and pregnant could be worse, i mean there are 15 year olds who are getting pregnant. however best of luck with it.
scribble87 0
And you can't spell.
babydoll86_fml 0
Hahaha omg. I know it's a typo, but it made me lol so hard to read that someone is failing COLLAGE. Like there's someone out there who finds cutting a bunch of pictures out of a magazines and then gluing them to some cardboard really challenging. **** your whole family's life, yours included. Except the gay one, there's nothing wrong with that.
sleepless15_p 0
People get fired, college is not AS important as people say it is, and what is wrong with being gay? Pregnancy is beautiful and there is nothing wrong with having a child. Seems to me the only sac of shit in your family is your father. Tell him that you are pregnant and if he has a problem with it he can go **** himself. YDI for caring about his opinion but your life is also ****** for having a shitty father. Also: lol at the last comment about the collage.
the_space_pope 2
Is it particularly difficult to fail collAge? I've heard of people failing college, but damn...collage? That's some epic fail. I'm almost impressed. Please get an abortion or give the child up and NEVER let idea of ******* up a child (or in your or your parents' case: raise a child) pass through your mind ever again. Other than the gay one (who probably won't help in passing along the genes), your family line should end with all of you. It's not just your siblings.
wowfmlife 0
The only not-failing one here is the guy who got laid off.
babyalmighty 0
common denominator? the idiotic father
soozin 0
I second that, #1.
Brelya 0
Horrible parents (except for the gay kid, what's bad about that?) and horrible decision making on your part. If you're smart enough to navigate to this webpage and fill it with your disgusting lifestyle you can at least figure out how to put a condom on a guy.
CallMeJaneway 0
Hooray for gays! Making parents miserable everywhere! (Hey, jk... I love gays... I'm gay...srsly) :) Oh, yeah, your dad's a d*ck.