Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
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taraaa_fml 4
so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.
suadelaaa 0
Parenting fail.
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ilujb123 0
you can use plan B, it works up until 5 days after.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Your Dad's a bit of an ass isn't he? One of his kids being gay shouldn't be a problem. I agree with whoever said it's probably not his kid's fault for getting fired. Failing school can be changed. But unless you want to get an abortion, you're... pretty screwed I guess. Though not indefinitely.
cyberhoy 3
KILL THE BABY
dumbkid 0
Dude. You can't take Plan B after knowing you're pregnant. Plan B isn't the abortion pill, anyways.
killersteve 0
Woah, FYF(amily). That being said, all you have to do is look at the grammar on this blog post to see that the education system across America is failing. (#7 If I 'fell' pregnant (like a disease or something), #13 you're future, #24 shure has to suck, #40 (this one is great) Come of it!, #43 (English must be his/her 2nd language). 1st POINT: Spell Check is a wonderful and useful thing, but it doesn't help if you're (#13, you are) an idiot to begin with. 2nd POINT: A baby is what is birthed, born, and/or removed from it's mother. Before that point it's called a fetus. While it is a fetus, it is completely and utterly dependent on the female host for it's nutrients, oxygen, and waste removal. There is absolutely no benefit to the female during this occupational period. Definition (From Wikipedia): Parasitism is a type of symbiotic relationship between two different organisms where one organism, the parasite, takes from the host, sometimes for a prolonged time. Please note that I'm not saying that a fetus is a Parasite. My wife is pregnant (note: none of this new aged bullshit about how "we're pregnant") and I couldn't be more excited about having a baby. What I'm saying is that a woman should, and does, have every human right to do unto herself whatever she wishes. Take it or leave it, my humble opinion.
inevitable408 0
Why are you knocked up at 17? Stupid kids these days man.. Follow the link..
ConradKay 13
umm.. maybe because sex is fun? Hell, I'm okay with 13 or 14 year olds getting it on, as long as they do it safely.
Callyn 47
#64: There are plenty more kids in foster homes than there are couples to adopt them. Giving it up for adoption isn't really a good option. As for her needing to be mature enough to handle the consequences, at her age abortion is the most mature way to handle a pregnancy. OP: I clicked YDI because you're 17 and STILL pregnant.
bree4life 0
awee i feel so bad for you good luck !!
vers_fml 0
#19, you really convinced me of how well your life is! seriously, when you try to make a point, you don't need to the immediately tear it down and give the homophobes more cannon fodder. And to #19 and the OP, YDI for making poor decisions and then complaining about them.
ineedamint2 0
HIT THE ABORT BUTTON