Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML
Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
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loller27 6
You have to know the 5 D's of dodgeball. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.
JMTS 0
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball...
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Comments (277)
MrLoux 6
Dont worry. You probably are better build in the pants region than him. Steroids make some things larger, and others much much smaller.
jacobsmith19 2
Bitch just got knocked the **** out! (;
howie711 0
Dodge, Dip, Duck, Dive and Dodge
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phresh_men17 3
Dodge ball must be his passion lol
jakeacdc 0
That sucks coming from a 260 pound football stat I've learned from others peoples reactions
ukrage 1
Are you sure it was dodgeball and you didn't just walk into shot put practice.
RNS1997 0
Can someone please tell me what OP means? I know it's a name they use for the people who write the fml's but what does it stand for? A reply would be very much appreciated.
ViperFreak 3
Original Poster. Visit Urbandictionary.
MrC922 0
#YouGotKnockedThaFuckOut (in my Chris Tucker voice)
vashthestampede 0
You should have remembered the 5 D's of dodgeball.