Today, I had a date at a formal restaurant I'm well known at. My date showed up two and a half hours late with a jogging suit on, and then got mad at me for ordering, eating, and paying without him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, my husband asked me to meet him at 6 for our date night, but I ended up being 45 minutes late. Turns out he predicted my lateness and had booked the restaurant for 7, not 6. He knows me so well, but sometimes I hate the smug smarmy bellend. FML
Today, I agreed to go to a restaurant because I hadn’t really been listening and thought everyone was planning a coworkers night out. It wasn’t until the guy who had invited me turned up at the restaurant in a suit that I realised it wasn’t a group event, I’d accidentally agreed to a date. FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
Why were you even still there, 2 and a half hours later?
AmbrosiaFan 19
How desperate are you for waiting 2 1/2 hours? Did he text you a reason for him being late and that's why you hung around? I'd have texted the guy fifteen minutes after the agreed time asking if he was ok. Half an hour after agreed time I'd be ordering for me. No replies at all, once I was done eating I'd pay and leave.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
"Well known at?" Evidently, the restaurant doesn't require formal grammar.
ahabsfan 17
Sounds like a first date or maybe a blind date. Never risk doing that somewhere you’re well known.
tounces7 28
Why were you even still there, 2 and a half hours later?
AmbrosiaFan 19
How desperate are you for waiting 2 1/2 hours? Did he text you a reason for him being late and that's why you hung around? I'd have texted the guy fifteen minutes after the agreed time asking if he was ok. Half an hour after agreed time I'd be ordering for me. No replies at all, once I was done eating I'd pay and leave.
randybryant799 21
Why in the world would you wait for more than 2 hours?