Highschoolsucks
Brisbane, Australia
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Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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ouch
United States
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Icci
United States
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Anonymous
United States
Smooth
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
ProtoBird
Grand Rapids, United States
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
WhyM3Th0ugh
Sunnyside, United States
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
wtf
United States
Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
lily
Boing
Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
hawaiiansokkrboi
United States
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
¡You got hit in the cabeza with a futbol! What a great way to learn vocabulary!
Kristoffer 35
a fútbol
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ojoRojo 27
Well if Australia gets hit as hard as the US, you won’t have to physically go to class much longer. Something to look forward to?
RichardPencil 32
¡You got hit in the cabeza with a futbol! What a great way to learn vocabulary!
WistayShlaio82 13
So a “soccer” ball then?
Kristoffer 35
a fútbol
WistayShlaio82 13
Yeah true, but America is the only country that calls it soccer and expects the rest of the world to conform
RichardPencil 32
Actually, Australia plays a version of football, so I wouldn't be surprised if they said soccer for the dumb game the world seems to like.
WistayShlaio82 13
You mean rugby? If not I’ve never heard of what you’re talking about but I can look it up.
RichardPencil 32
No, look up Australian Rules Football.
HeatherFeatherB 31
It's ok. I've been hit in the head with a frisbee. In driver's ed class.
DustinWade 1
So a soccer ball then.?