Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Smooth moves
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
The name of that old man?
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Game, set, and match
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
Doggy dog world
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Own goal
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
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M0rt 0
Sounds your face attracts balls
ohjessica 11
That's a perfect example of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Comments (116)
monkeybanana 7
Owwy! D: that sucks :(
npnptracking 7
No shi* Sherlock, why else would it be an FML?
justcallmebro 0
Remember the 5 D's of dodgeball son. Dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge.
molly2moon 0
Dodge Ball the movie, one of Hollywoods greatest creations. Ever
iam_yummylicious 12
Here come the down-thumbs, but Dodgeball was a horrible movie.
iam_yummylicious 12
Here come the down-thumbs, but Dodgeball was a horrible movie.
BigBacker 0
There's seriously legit dodgeball tournaments?
evilplatypus 39
Think of anything even remotely competitive. There is a legit tournament for it.
patzz12 0
GREAT MOVIE!!!!!
EnEl_Infierno 15
I agree with 23, Dodgeball Sucked. Horrible acting and not even remotely entertaing.
raphanne_fml 33
#37 Every year, in a French town called Agen, there is the world championship of prune stone spitting... So yeah, there can really be tournaments for anything...
blackheart24 10
Whatta douche bag comment 1.
glcerio 0
Dodge dip dive duck and dodge
alyssamarie03 0
Was it that hard to catch????!?
M0rt 0
Sounds your face attracts balls
slick5880 22
Giggity
lilemmy55 10
Lmfao winnn! XD
bitchslapped22 14
Her head is a ball magnet
sickjairo 7
Balls to you!
taytay6510 6
Now I'm no doctor, but something tell me that if you taste blood after having balls near your mouth, you should PROBABLY get that checked out.. ;)
schpanki 11
"Hi, Im Kenny Rogers, welcome to jackass. This is the dodgeball catching trick with mah teeth"
Zookslacker905 3
Lol
me_gusta_eso 1
60- you just used #2's idea but in different words, so please, stop. Just stop.
TheFuckerofShit 16
Ouch.
ohjessica 11
That's a perfect example of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
macy143 0
More like being in the wrong face at the wrong time!!!!! :)
Sl1mShad3y 10
35 - you fail
p3mguin 7
35,you fail so bad I wish that ball hit you in the face and not the OP
NoWayLady 13
It's all because of his no good dirty rotten pig stealing great great grandfather... :)
itsnick21 0
Oh no
Holybatman 16
That's half the fun of being a spectator of dodgeball. People in the crowd get hit all the time at our games
valdancer99 0
Did the team that hit you get an extra point?
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
It was actually her team, and it was a foul :/
PlasticSand 6
There's fouls in dodgeball? What the...
CryMoreFMLs 15
I think nailing the coach on purpose is a foul... If there even IS a coach...
Lac2501 2
I saw the highlights while watching coverage on ESPN 8...the Ocho
bigAC 6
ball magnet hehe
intothecrypt 3
YDI for not participating. Don't be the awkward kid because youre lazy.
intothecrypt 3
Where is there a dodgeball tournament outside of a school?
intothecrypt 3
Either way its the same deal, people from his school were there, he was trying to avoid attention, and I guarantee everyone noticed a headshot. Petty karma.
RacistPancake 6
32 - you are a ******* idiot.
evilplatypus 39
Intothecrypt - you have the WORST logic I've ever seen. I go to hockey games; that doesn't mean I'm too lazy to play. I go to football games; that doesn't mean I'm too lazy to play. You fail, big time.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#32, Don't comment again. In order to comment again, you must pass a FML sponsored exam to correct that failure you call your "logic". Then you can comment again. Idiot...
Torva_fml 16
I say we sign a petition to ban this user from commenting, I'm the first to sign!
77777771 12
According to the rest of the players, you were.