Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up at 5 am to the voices of my husband, who I gave my blessing to go out last night, and his buddies entering our apartment. They came here because the buddy who had planned to house them had no beer. They are drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving my husband's head. FML
Today, my roommate invited her brother over to drink. Neither can handle their drink and her brother is a sympathy spewer. He’s not my guest but I had to clean up vomit until 4 in the morning. FML
Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML
Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML
Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
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Top comments
_kyleG_ 34
There's a fine line between hospitable and stupid, but your roommate has firmly entrenched themself on the stupid side.
KaylaTackett 18
I think it's time for you to move.
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Comments (51)
PiggSnaps 11
They threw up on the carpet? Why? Did you not have a bathroom to accommodate them? They may be homeless, but that doesn't mean they can't feel vomit traveling up the esophagus.... Oh yeah, slap your room mate as well....
Reider022 16
Be glad it wasn't dirty Mike and the boys
Brilliant66star 17
For many people in the throes of an addiction, this is their 'rock bottom' -- bringing homeless types into the home, school or place of business to party with them when others are not available or no longer willing to be company. Time for you and Roomie to have a serious chat. FYL.
NotMarcus 7
Your a dick, your roommate is a good guy
interesting33 37
No, Ithink it is not a good idea to invite people who are homeless in. Giving them some food or clothes are fine but into your hourse, understanding may go a long way but it is dangerous. They are people and tthey can be dangerous. Not every homeless person probably not most, but I think the roomate shouldn't have done that, especially as OP is uncomfortable with it. OP is not horrible for not wanting them there. And giving the guys beer might have been a bad call, he doesn't know them and it is possible they were alcoholic - could be they aren't but you don't know them. could be the roomate wanted to be a good samaritans or they wanted friends for a party, but I think OP should talk to them about boundaries and safety.
Brandi_Faith 34
I understand the roommate wanting to help, but I don't think it's ok to invite strangers into your house whether they're homeless or not. Maybe that's just me personally. If I were the roommate I would look for other ways to help. Buy them food, or clothes, or meet them for dinner somewhere or go to a coffee shop and buy them coffee and talk. But inviting them in your house isn't the smartest, and not just because they're homeless but because they're strangers. Plus, if his roommate isn't ok with it than he definitely shouldn't be doing it.
Radgears47 23
Well? Were you planning on killing them?
SookyLala 13
the thing is though, homeless peoplte are just that, homeless, alot of them have been homeless for long periods of time, they lose manners and even a lot of self control. especially with alcohol and mind numbing drugs. they have it tough, and even though a lot of them may be there because of themselves, a little understanding will go a long way. it sucks you had to clean up the mess (your room mate should have cleaned it) so FYL but still, just a tiny bit of empathy can go miles.
sk8erd 15
you gotta get a new room mate, or move out!
ChocolateyBacon 18
If your roommate thinks it's ok tolerate people treating your home with no respect, then I think it's to have a serious talk with him/her.
Tiggerz101 10
It's sweet how he thought about them and wanted to help out. But, personally I would of been pretty pissed if someone drank all my beer ? and I would of died if I would of had to clean up someone else's puke. ?
Etweens96 25
I'd start looking for the prices of apartments in your area because that's a fine line that was just broken