Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I was chilling at home when my roomie cruised in with a baddie on his arm. She turned out to be a total ho and started trying to get in my pants while he was sitting RIGHT THERE. I did everything I could to shake her off and in the end I just asked her to leave. Fuck, I feel bad for him. FML
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
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ladyLALAA 29
At least they asked, I guess.
cacheson 42
You should throw them out the window.
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Comments (46)
cacheson 42
You should throw them out the window.
ladyLALAA 29
At least they asked, I guess.
StupidUsername89 23
So did did you go to the party in there pants?
CrassKal 27
Whut?
Budda39 2
"Their"
SebastianCT 14
They needed someone to talk to?
RainTears 15
He came there looking for booty, and there is no force that has the power to stop a man's stirred lust
ScarletteEve 33
Except, y'know, legal human rights.
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Or a throwing a Nokia at their balls.
OptimusSlime 23
Or self control
False_Stupidity 42
Woah woah woah there #12. There's no need to go that far and completely annihilated a mans Crown Jewels and his entire lower half by throwing a Nokia down there.
may14th 26
I'm pretty sure that's the mind set that leads to rape.
dolphinlvr7 24
Or a girl who can kick ass
CLOTHESPlN 17
I've always been a fan of the "lust control" that is of the 9mm, or .45 variant
Dodge4x4Ram 46
wrong kind of party dude
Estrangement 25
Totally unrelated to the FML... But Game of Thrones comes back on Sunday and your picture got me excited for it again.
sharkgirl4 23
Time to talk about boundaries. Or, you know, time to scream about boundaries.
olleekenberg 20
had to log in to upvote this
wheresmymary 22
It's like when someone knocks and opens the door at the same time
SixthSinEnvy 39
I like to think of myself as having a decent amount of patience before I blow up but when people do this, it's like pressing the red button. I CANNOT stand this. It defeats the purpose of knocking.
TMWhisp 22
A stranger is a friend you haven't met yet!
TheSecretShadow 13
So true. That's in the song at the end of Star vs the Forces of Evil. Yes I watch that show but only when there's nothing else on TV. Or when I lose the remote.
xx000o 27
There are many strangers who I have no desire whatsoever to be friends with.
ViviChenny 19
I would just play a prank on that stranger, especially if it was a guy. Take their clothes off (having your clothes on or off is optional) and lay next to that person. The following morning, muster up your acting skills and screw with that person (pun not intended).
igive 29
That could go wrong in soooo many ways.