Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Insane rules
Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML
Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML
Friendly fire
Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
The best part of breaking up…
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, I got into a very intense fight with my roommate about rent payment. She got so angry that she snatched my purse, walked out into the hallway and threw it down the garbage chute. Along with my money, my driver's licence, my credit cards, and my monthly paycheck was in that purse. FML
Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
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Mungolikecandy 19
There is more to this story than the surface information shows. Also how they could get you evicted within a few hours is quite an achievement if you are validly on the lease. If you were staying there without being on the lease then it would be more a case of the leaseholder throwing you out rather than evicting you.
Trinity Fenwick 7
sounds like ur not on the lease. if you are then call the cops and your landlord.
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Trinity Fenwick 7
sounds like ur not on the lease. if you are then call the cops and your landlord.
Adrian James 8
I’m on the lease, but they used a pet loop hole to turn the landlord.
Mungolikecandy 19
There is more to this story than the surface information shows. Also how they could get you evicted within a few hours is quite an achievement if you are validly on the lease. If you were staying there without being on the lease then it would be more a case of the leaseholder throwing you out rather than evicting you.
Adrian James 8
I was on the lease, they used a pet loop hole. I added more detail in another comment
Adrian Michael Noe 2
In most states, Housing laws mandate that if the person has lived in the residence for ninety days or more they are a legal resident of the dwelling and all evictions must be filed through the courts and served by a Sheriff's Deputy in order to be a valid eviction. But yes you are also right.
Adrian James 8
Yes, there is more. I have two pet rabbits, as a group we decided not to tell the landlord about it. They invited the landlord over, showed him the rabbits. Legally I could have fought it, at least gotten 24 hours, but here you can be evicted for pets. I had a friend who picked me up, and that seemed better than living in a toxic situation
WeirdUS 30
Pet rabbits make a lost of noise in the middle of the night hopping in cages. And espcially if their were other issues you can't be surprised.
Shawnie Gallant 24
You’ve clearly never had a rabbit. Anyways, it’s better his way, and safer for your rabbits.