Today, my girlfriend dumped me after we watched Titanic for the first time together. Why? Two reasons. Because I cried, and apparently men aren't allowed to be emotional, and because she asked me if I would save her or a boat of women and children first. Neither answer was correct. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she doesn't want a physical relationship, but an emotional one instead. I said that I was fine with that, as long as we talked things through in the future. She dumped me there and then, because "no straight guy would agree to that." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
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MrBlaTi 7
Sounds like wanted to end the relationship and just searched for reasons. Either way, sounds like she made you dodge a bullet
ahabsfan 17
Watching that movie sunk your relationship. Those two reasons are just the tip of the iceberg as to why she dumped you.
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Comments (7)
ahabsfan 17
Watching that movie sunk your relationship. Those two reasons are just the tip of the iceberg as to why she dumped you.
dasin 18
this is the reason i hope the movie was watched in the first place
MrBlaTi 7
Sounds like wanted to end the relationship and just searched for reasons. Either way, sounds like she made you dodge a bullet
geckohead 12
We need a button that says: Missed a bullet.
MotoRukus 10
Don't view it as a bad think. men are human, not robots. we have feelings too. but damn, that bit of wood was still big enough for two.
Jason Chilton 2
Your ex is a shallow, selfish, insecure ****, and you don't need that kinda toxicity in your life, OP. There's a lot better out there.
JosephFDawson 7
You could've just told her you'd take her to Murdoch's side since he let men on after Women and Children. Charles Lightoller who manned the other side misheard as women and children only and only let one man on becauself his rowing experience.
Brightside86 31
Ugh, I use to have a gf like that. When they start asking you questions but some/all of the options they've provided are traps, it's time to bail. That's not how friends treat each other.