jacko
Reserved
Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ripo95
France
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Beardedlady
Madison, United States
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
dogproblems
Charlotte, United States
Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Anonymous
Glendale, United States
Army dudes
Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Herbiee
United Kingdom
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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mynameisal 0
ydi for having a chin
zattele 3
it will be funnier if OP is a girl
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mynameisal 0
ydi for having a chin
stitch_book 4
bahahaha!!!
brenduh911 0
hahahahhahahahhahahhahhhahhahahhahahahhahhahahhahahhhahahhahahhahahhahhahhahhahhahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhgahahahhahahahahhahahhhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahhhhahhahhahhahahhahahhhahahahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahaha..........HA! that suxxx big time FYL!!
anorexicbarbie 8
Shut up.
mattyjsando 0
yup.
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
LOL I bet next time you won't forget to shave OP...
diouso 2
next time just make a rice *****
pieintheface 0
sounds like something I would do. Fyl op
zattele 3
it will be funnier if OP is a girl
againstthecrown 0
it could be worse. you could be a guy that takes self pics.
nastynies 0
SMFH, wow...seriously, this is your FML? he should of smoked your ass. I guess life is just so hard for you.
bloodshedblack 5
peenar
Baxton_fml 2
won't be long till someone says YDI or joining the military...even though they likely have never done it and wouldn't know anything about it.
lausarndon 0
Yeah, he deserves it for joining the military.
Flutist 3
He deserves it for not shaving his nuts.
rebbee 0
YDI for being unshaven whilst defending the country. jks, the sergent sounds like a dick. Guys look cute with a bit of stubble.
evfreak_fml 0
The sergent is just toughing him up. They may seem like jerks but they started out low too.