jacko
Reserved
Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ripo95
France
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Beardedlady
Madison, United States
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
dogproblems
Charlotte, United States
Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Anonymous
Glendale, United States
Army dudes
Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Herbiee
United Kingdom
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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mynameisal 0
ydi for having a chin
zattele 3
it will be funnier if OP is a girl
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tranyslam 2
In order to keep fags like this from having crabs in their beards, from the untold amount of cocks in his mouth, they make them shave their disgusting little faces
Midnight_Cat 9
once my platoon had to write a two 1000 words essays in BCT cuz my platoon was misbehaving. small words such as a, the, and etc. didn't count.
ThanksArmy 11
if done it lol
toasterspoon 17
OP YDI you should shave the second it starts looking like hair
autiger0612 18
Take a picture of yourself shaved then give it to him. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words.
m_pike123 17
Are you in boot camp cause from what I know you can't have a phone in boot camp?!
legendof90 14
And I'd say **** off
caliguy08 17
You deserve it. I spent 10 1/2 years in and shaved daily...on afternoon inspection days I'd shave a second time before the inspection. If you are going to serve in the armed forces, take it seriously, or get out.
krakenbanana 15
bruh
TheRealStunts 27
I would love to read that essay tbh. Like WHY is it so important to shave >__>