Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom is in hysterics, all because I told her I don't want to get married or have kids, and I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm 16. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my mom once again told me that I'm too young and immature to get married, and that I don't know what love is. I'm 29, have a successful career, own my own home, and am financially stable. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
I hate when parents do that.
dweeds508 24
Don't worry about her. She doesn't know anything about your relationship
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Comments (164)
mg123123 3
Lol!
feven 32
I hate when parents do that.
colby6666 43
Yeah. They're supposed to be our role models, not bad examples.
Nasir_Jones 12
That's actually kind of funny and messed up at the same time.
mz135 12
I can see why she would be upset, but she can't give judgement on something that she obviously knows nothing about.
cryssycakesx3 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
even if you're right, you're never allowed to point it out -- to your parents
StupidMonkey497 16
Or to your wife...
Balgrash 8
Hahaha. That's hilarious.
orbit 22
Guys don't worry, the first three marriages were for money, not for love.
i_h8t_everything 12
OP lives in New York and parents hitting children is illegal. So if she wanted to, she can call the cops on her mom for child abuse.
ChristianH39 30
Oh, you're one of THOSE kids.
TheNewGuy03 29
A perfect example of "do as I say and not as I do." It's different if you've made a mistake and you've rectified it and have showed as much, but it's wrong to expect someone to heed your advice if you've been ******* up consistently.
zBLAKEz 23
So it's wrong to think that parents shouldn't hit their kids for no reason?
ChristianH39 30
No, in a legitimate case of child abuse calling the cops is obviously the right thing to do. In this case getting the cops involved would just be a stupid, petty thing to do.
zBLAKEz 23
Fair enough. It's still wrong for her mom to hit her in this case, but I agree that she shouldn't get the police involved.
dweeds508 24
Don't worry about her. She doesn't know anything about your relationship
EternalRest 5
This is a moment where the action was totally worth the consequence.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
set the example to your mom with actions rather then words
1dvs_bstd 41
than* oh come on!!
bagofpopkern 18
It isn't that big of a deal #71 :-) I'm sure people still got the point.
laden_swallow09 35
Doesn't matter. It's *than, not then. If you're going to take the time to type something out, why not go ahead and proofread it?
Kalipczo 21
Then just prove her wrong by having a super awesome and loving relationship with your partner while your mom continues flying through men. she's probably jealous tbh.
LissaMccracken 23
It is true a lot of the time, not always, but I can see why your mom would say that. She shouldnt have hit you though, I'm sorry :(
mpkpm 19
Agreed
tiernang 21
Teen relationships usually fail because the kids are still changing and developing into their own person.
uremystar 8
Sorry OP. thats just cruel but you know the saying goes, "Do as you're told not from what you see." Best of luck! Don't let her bring you down :)
sammieshortcake 15
Actually the saying is "Do as I say, not as I do" lol
RedPillSucks 33
Or monkey see Doobie doobie do
Enslaved 38
Dear Mother, dear Father You clipped my wings before I learnt to fly Unspoiled, unspoken I've outgrown that ******* lullaby Same thing I've always heard from you Do as I say, not as I do ~Metallica
nellbell414 13
Wow sorry op, some people don't like to realize the truth. Do what makes you happy
CNHO1997 11
Hypocrite much?
Ilikepie467 10
Talk to your mom about not being a jealous bitch.