Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 16 months has had an "internet-only" girlfriend since before we got together, but she wasn't ever "real" to him, so he didn't think it would get in the way. FML
Today, a close friend called me to inform me of his newest relationship, and why he's kept it from me - he's been seeing his male cousin for several months and was tired of hiding it from the world. I had to keep my shock in check over the phone. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
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cassandrathevil 0
um...if he kept it a secret for SEVEN MONTHS...that should have been a tip off that something was wrong.
imthejuggernautt 0
shut up noob no one cares^ And that guy is a prick. make him feel horrible =D
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Comments (81)
SvDxHaZe 0
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lordbane 0
do people refresh their page every 2 seconds to make sure they are number 1?
dancer4evah 2
Who the hell cares?
imthejuggernautt 0
shut up noob no one cares^ And that guy is a prick. make him feel horrible =D
snackeyg 0
Don't feel bad. That guy is an ass and now you know you'll find someone better.
cassandrathevil 0
um...if he kept it a secret for SEVEN MONTHS...that should have been a tip off that something was wrong.
samusfox 0
Exactly what I thought...
heyyou1203 0
"If you've been dating a man for four months, and you haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend." Chris Rock reference anyone???
honz99999 11
If someone can't claim you in public, don't let them **** you in private.
Fire_lights 0
I agree with #4, even if he thought it was "too soon", seven months is a ridiculously long time. By month three you should have realized something wasn't right.
Rascal_620 0
*sighs* Its stories like these that make it so hard for me to trust my boyfriend. I suggest you not be so naive about trusting your boyfriend. Its CLEAR he was hiding something if he wanted to keep it quite for seven months without a logical reason other then 'its to soon'. Guys are naturally horny and they would want to show off you to their friends so if he didn't do that its a red alert something is up.
Fire_lights 0
Seven months? Really? Even if he honestly thought it was "too soon", seven months is a ridiculously long time not to inform ANYONE that you have a girlfriend. Sweetie, by the second month of him keeping it a secret you should have realized something was wrong.
cutebebe778 0
Exactly. It's blatantly obvious if you're going out with someone who wants to keep the relationship a secret, something is VERY wrong. He should be happy & proud to be with you. YDI for making yourself so naive.
genius_man16 1
by the "seecond month"?? Seriously? You would put up with that BS for 2 months? Dam, there are some sad people on this site.
ForTheFuckingWin 0
Maybe you're not attractive..?
plexico 4
Is it because you are 58?
fxdxhk90 0
How old are you and the your boyfriend? Because if your young also, this is an epic win for your boyfriend.