Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, after having to move home with my parents because I'm broke and can't seem to find a job, my mom found out I'm on anti-depressants. She and my dad will no longer be helping with money because she doesn't like "drugs". FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
I am sorry about not having friends, but there is nothing to be sorry about that you don't drink or do drugs or that your parents trust you.
faeliality 20
On the bright side, at least you're not ruining your life by becoming an alcoholic or a drug addict. Chin up, OP. You'll make friends!
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Comments (51)
CowzFan 12
Cheer up OP, I'll be your friend ?
edward80 18
Anyway..drugs that are illegal got that way because they work !
gte225 11
Obvious troll
Chazzster 32
I am sorry about not having friends, but there is nothing to be sorry about that you don't drink or do drugs or that your parents trust you.
scyth3s 13
What his parents said in no way equates to trust. Belief in lack of means is not at all a motion of trust.
aspecialspecial 21
@17 that doesn't mean they don't trust him/her. If anything he/she should take what they can getting anything in the form of trust or something akin to trust from parents is something rare.
faeliality 20
On the bright side, at least you're not ruining your life by becoming an alcoholic or a drug addict. Chin up, OP. You'll make friends!
Mpii 11
I have a question. I don't live in an english speaking country, so im not really sure: Does "i have no friends to do drufs with (or with whom i could do drugs)" imply that I have no friends and therefore can't do drugs with them? Or could it mean that the friends I have wouldn't do drugs with me? I came to the comments assuming the latter and was surprised by the number of people who said op didn't have friends.
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
#18 It meant OP has no friends therefore it means they have nobody to do drugs with.
chuka81 27
Not necessarily 19. It could just as easily mean that the friends OP has won't do drugs with him or her.
TrippyEyes 16
Except that you don't need friends to do drugs. In fact, drugs are an easy, yet temporary solution to not having friends.
KxHoneyCombxP 24
agreed! I wish I didn't do that stuff when I was younger. I had no idea how I could have hurt or killed other people by the choices I made.
Frid_Kun 7
Drugs would be better.
youdontsay123456 21
Well at least they trust you or won't accuse you of doing drugs
TrippyEyes 16
I would never EVER trade drugs for my parents trust, although I manage to keep both by just being honest about my drug use.
youdontsay123456 21
Look on the bright side OP, it's better to not be a junkie and have your parents trust, than be a junkie and your parents disown you
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
I happen to be a weed junkie that injects 37 marijuanas every day to stay emotional stable.
UserError94 18
Bruhhhhh! More than 3 marry jwanas will kill you!
GoldenOP 15
Try little by little to get out there and meet new people :D
sparkledoge 29
You're right but while that is indeed, a good thing to do, sometimes it's not that simple,no matter how many people i meet, It's hard to even just approach someone to talk. For some reason i get laughed at before i even say anything. Who knows, maybe OP is in that situation too or is shy, or very introverted and awkward when meeting someone for the first time. There are many reasons for having little to no friends at all. (Assuming OP isn't at home all the time otherwise i guess their parents would have said that.) Although it's always good to keep trying !
Khaleesi_26 30
I would still be proud about not doing drugs and drinking. You don't need to do that to have fun or friends. And if you don't like not having friends, then go out and make some. Everyone can find a person they can relate to.
zaidthunder1 27
It's tough to find friends who are like you, especially if you're unique in your own way. I have a lot friends/acquaintances but not really anyone close.
Frid_Kun 7
That's a very pathetic thing to be proud of.
StoriesOfMyLife_ 9
Could be the other way around, parents could be telling you that they know You drink and do drugs because of your friends.
DeadxManxWalking 27
is that the real reason? or because you know it'll lead you down a bad path?