Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, after having to move home with my parents because I'm broke and can't seem to find a job, my mom found out I'm on anti-depressants. She and my dad will no longer be helping with money because she doesn't like "drugs". FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
I am sorry about not having friends, but there is nothing to be sorry about that you don't drink or do drugs or that your parents trust you.
faeliality 20
On the bright side, at least you're not ruining your life by becoming an alcoholic or a drug addict. Chin up, OP. You'll make friends!
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Comments (51)
deathrise007 22
Nice name OP
bigdfootball97 24
What's wrong with not drinking or doing drugs? :D
interesting33 37
If you join a club or society that can be a good way of making friend :)
classicate 29
you dont need friends to do drugs or drink
Frid_Kun 7
It helps. Also, being antisocial and with no communication skills might make acquiring drugs much more challenging.
starguy82 4
I don't do drugs and I occasionally drink, but I exercise more than anything. I meet a lot of people doing so, either it be outside or indoors.
brenton490 19
It's okay they will just want your money anyways once you become rich and famous!
KxHoneyCombxP 24
I am sorry. I would love to have a child like you. More hang out time with me! Seriously, I will be an awesome mom to my teenagers.
BearGerhart 8
Why the hell are they complaining? You sound like a great kid OP. If you want to make more friends, try getting involved in something you like (clubs at school, sports, neighborhood/city events, church groups etc.) but don't let them get you down.
Helldemon 32
Maybe I missed something but it doesn't look like the parents are complaining?
YourFriend218 2
I'm 31 and only have a handful of good friend so I'm in no position to give any advice to anyone but cheer up, you can still make friends without resorting to potentially harmful and unhealthy activities/habbits. As other have mentioned, if you have any specific hobbies and/or interests then you can try to find others who share those same hobbies and interests in your area, on or offline and even if you don't have specific interests or hobbies you can still make friends. And, we're always here at FML whenever you need to talk. In fact, I created an FML account today specifically to reach out to you with what I hope are words of at least some encouragement. Hang in there OP, things will get better and you'll make friends!
interesting33 37
That's a lovely comment - and true. Your name is SO suited though
DirtySins 8
this is sad because same here??