Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, after having to move home with my parents because I'm broke and can't seem to find a job, my mom found out I'm on anti-depressants. She and my dad will no longer be helping with money because she doesn't like "drugs". FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
I am sorry about not having friends, but there is nothing to be sorry about that you don't drink or do drugs or that your parents trust you.
faeliality 20
On the bright side, at least you're not ruining your life by becoming an alcoholic or a drug addict. Chin up, OP. You'll make friends!
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Comments (51)
zaidthunder1 27
Relax, it's not all boring to be alone and sober. It's better than doing drugs and drinking with friends.
vikky538 29
FML.. Is with you.
Mpii 11
Then you're a friend of mine! :)
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Start drinking drugs! Thatll show them
Mathalamus 25
you dont need friends to be happy. or, thats how the theory goes. i was never able to make it work. good luck.
831curmudgeon 7
With parents like that, one might be inclined to drink alone.
bookiepd 20
I have never related to something so much
silentj46290 9
ha shows how much they know. I have no problem gettin down all by myself
imbedderdenu 23
Oh well. why have friends with only that as a focus anyway. THATs lame AND gets you in trouble. I'm sure you'll make friends. keep the right people around you. it will be worth it in the end. I promise.
unholyswiss 19
Never stopped me from drinking. Go do the things you want and you'll probably find friends to do some of them with too.