Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML
Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Today, I sharted while skiing - wearing a bib outfit and no change of clothing. FML
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youdontsay123456 21
The worst part is when your legs start to sweat and then it sticks them to the plastic chairs :/
george_s_4 32
I don't really know what to say as I'm not a girl but I hope not too many people notice or care
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Comments (38)
dontmindme7 9
Welp, thats a stinky situation
mariri9206 32
Yeah, it definitely stinks.
cprad11 12
I cringed at how awful that was. I'm sorry, but you'll have to try just a little harder. I believe in you.
knight2109 12
I don't believe in them, for one it's an overly used idiotic pun, and second she isn't actually farting so it loses its double meaning
mariri9206 32
Overused or not, puns are funny and anyone who is overly bothered them really needs to get a better life. One that doesn't stink. (Yeah, I went there. Bring on the downvotes because, again, IDGAF and it makes me laugh).
almightyymarcus 6
It's not that serious don't let it bother u to much Op
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I don't know why you are being downvoted. I'm a girl with chubby thighs and it's just the sound thighs make. It's nothing to be embarrassed by.
faeliality 20
Hahah
Hildy93 21
Take a lap
skyguy592 15
beat
The_Potato_Lord 15
What?
george_s_4 32
I don't really know what to say as I'm not a girl but I hope not too many people notice or care
FitFriday 32
I'm sure if she noticed it, other people did as well. Although, they probably thought it was a normal fart
NotMarcus 7
It would be better if it made a thunder sound for them thunder thighs
youdontsay123456 21
The worst part is when your legs start to sweat and then it sticks them to the plastic chairs :/
hellobobismyname 24
Oh my gosh, that is the worst! When I was getting my hair done at a salon, I was wearing shorts, and they had those paddings on the chairs. When I stood up after I was done, the padding got stuck to the back of my thighs.. I had to peel it off... While everyone watched. Ugh
nerd102 19
That sounds so unfortunate!!
k_cummins 21
And then walking around with bright red marks on the back of your thighs afterwards
mariri9206 32
#8, that sounds like a sticky situation. (Yes, yes, I know everyone collectively hates puns for something I'm sure is ridiculous. Bring on the downvotes.)
youdontsay123456 21
#40 I was thinking the exact same thing :)
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I was in the car with my boyfriend wearing shorts and my thighs started sweating and I had to peel them off the leather seats. He definitely noticed the sound it made.
anonymous198913 26
All that matters is that you enjoyed wearing them. Don't let that ruin it for you. No one noticed anyway, and they wouldn't have cared, if they did
unadultfangirl 20
This is the absolute worst! >.
Estelle101_fml 13
I'm sorry about that op, but don't use this experience as an excuse not to wear a skirt again. Buy another one and you rock it op!