Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
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kell84 5
Dafuq? Enjoy the day. **** that loser. He's just sad that he can't kiss anyone.
Welshite 40
Tell him off for his unnecessary display of littering.
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Comments (102)
kell84 5
Dafuq? Enjoy the day. **** that loser. He's just sad that he can't kiss anyone.
ryry013 6
I couldn't imagine myself walking through the park, and throwing my trash at someone, because they were kissing.
Lindahhxd 7
Hey! Doesn't mean you can't have a second kiss that's meaningful again.
silvercamaro 22
Agreed, he sounds like a loser
lilhellian 27
Guys don't be so harsh, he helped Op make it a night she will never forget. :) But he is still an asscracker.
Neonemerld 21
43, I'd rather remember a night because some great happened, not because someone threw trash at me.
happle 21
I don't understand why people hate displays of affection so much. My friends give me a hard time each and every time they see me kiss my boyfriend.
suboy 10
Haters gonna hate
CharresBarkrey 16
75 - It gets annoying when it happens a lot. Sometimes it's better to save it for when you're alone, and not with friends.
pipinya 8
Why was 43 thumbed down so much? I'm sure he meant that they'll all be able to look back on the incident and laugh at it. Much unlike some of the commenters on this post
CharresBarkrey 16
89 - I'm sure not everyone reads comments the same exact way you do. Personally, I read their comment as being sarcastic.
pbruins84 21
**** that loser? **** each other!!
emeraldisle 30
Throw it back at them.
gc327072 31
...and say it was for unnecessary display of douchebaggery.
Welshite 40
Tell him off for his unnecessary display of littering.
ManInTheMachine 20
Actions speak louder than words. Your show that you're in a loving relationship. Theirs show that they're an asshole. And probably lonely.
ManInTheMachine 20
*Yours
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
So? Throw rocks at them for "Unnecessary public displays of stupidity."
MichellinMan 20
Thou shall be stoned!
gc327072 31
81- They'll stone you when you're tryin to be so good, They'll stone you just like they said they said they would, They'll stone you when you're tryin to go home, Yea, they'll stone you when you're there all alone. But I WOULD NOT FEEL SO ALL ALONE...
ScotsLassie 6
Well at least it was memorable
KK3137 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe he thought the way you were kissing was trashy..
Feared 9
Or not trashy enough... Thus the addition.
DocBastard 40
Dinner, movie, and a walk in the park? What is this, 1957? I thought dates these days consisted of fast food, Xbox, and making out on your parents' sofa.
ManInTheMachine 20
Young love, Doc. We don't know how old these 'uns are. So I think you mean "Fast food, *twitter and Facebook status updates, and sexting each other."
Schizomaniac 24
1957? Is that the year you graduated medical school?
lilhellian 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Pft doc they can't have a date on the xbox. Girls playing video games is just a myth.
andiewithlove 21
Your sarcasm offends me 34. I flipping love video games!
Trisha_aus 15
I was just watching an old episode of House..too similar
lilhellian 27
Why 46, you apparently know it is sarcasm and not meant to be serious. In all serious I used to have a gf that could easily kick my ass in any videogame.
perdix 31
#9, Doc, you're even more out of it than I am! "Making out on your parents' couch?" Everyone knows that today's good-night kiss is a ********!
slickwilly2013 1
Good one
gc327072 31
71-.....on the front porch.
ICastillo 25
Yeah, Op you aren't getting lucky tonight, all of this is to cliche.
sacrifcedsoul 2
Well.. Looks like you're never getting lucky if that's the way you think..
ICastillo 25
Yeah I was trying to reference a passed FML, but as you can see I failed.
gc327072 31
Passed? D: I never new it died! R.I.P old FML, you will be missed. *taps*
ICastillo 25
Haha shit.....Past*. Today's just one of those days man.
gc327072 31
Hey it's ok. Made for a funny thought.
dbugboy 8
follow him then throw trash at him for unnecessary walking
showen_fml 4
More like unnecessarily breathing. What a loser!