Today, I caught my boyfriend watching Andrew Tate videos and agreeing with everything he was saying. I shared my opinion that Tate is a disgusting human, and my boyfriend said that of course I’d try to suppress the truth like a typical woman. Ladies, I think my boyfriend is broken beyond repair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML
Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is still liking other semi-naked girls at Instagram, even though I'd told him a month ago that it makes me feel insecure. It's time to say goodbye to him; I can't find a man with integrity. FML
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
Dump the manchild now.
Crowned Sataness 12
there's no saving a man like that and no coming back from that. unfortunately it's time to cut him loose before you're in too deep
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Comments (13)
Hangryko 32
Dump the manchild now.
Crowned Sataness 12
there's no saving a man like that and no coming back from that. unfortunately it's time to cut him loose before you're in too deep
legalgravethief 8
As a guy myself who firmly believes that Tate is a twat, run a mile from anyone who believes his crap
Nazmazh 18
So, you do what you'd always do with something that's broken beyond repair - Throw it in the trash without a second thought! I'm sure it sucks that your relationship is ending this way, but consider the alternative - You'd have to remain in a relationship with someone who vigorously agrees with and supports Andrew Tate and insults you based on your gender (while, presumably, desiring someone of your gender as a partner).
spinningrecords 14
Dump his ass
Brightside86 31
So whats he think about Tate being arrested for sex trafficking? Might be the reality check Tates following needs.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean EX-boyfriend/newly-minted incel.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
And yet he's still your boyfriend. Congratulations on confirming to him that everything Andrew Tate says is true. Or you could have a spine and dump him.
dreams2383 20
I don't know who that is so I can't give great advice so just dump him lol
Stanleyyelnats 3
I hope you mean ex boyfriend