fatty
Gloucester, United States
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
suckstobefat
Canada
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
fatman
United States
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Anonymous
United States
Happy…
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Top comments
devildog562 33
That's rude for family to do. Should repay them with stool softeners, cause they are shitty.
Snowble11 13
Give them brochures for retirement homes for their birthday.
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ohSNAPyall 27
In the mail? / At a big party in front of people?
ckerane 16
your parents are mean and rude. but happy birthday:)
DenverTyrrell 13
That's mean and disrespectful :( at least if you are trying to lose weight they will help. Happy birthday OP
captainsmegma 12
What a-holes. A gift certificate for liposuction or a gym membership would have been more appropriate.
Blaisey 22
We're birthday twins, happy birthday OP! :)
Mauskau 36
They're quite expensive and don't really work so... sell them and get free money!
cherry_popper69 11
You should eat KFC while staring them in the face
feven 32
Those things don't even work.
borntoperform 14
***** expensive
Vestin 18
Inconvenient fact: being overweight makes one unhealthy and unattractive. If this is a relevant concern for you - do everything in your power to lose weight.