Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML
hater
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
thanks for the $5 gift voucher
Randleman, United States
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I hate it
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
ana9
France
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
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rssffff08 0
lucky
Green_fml 0
I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.
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omglyktotally78 0
eat it!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't get shit for my b-day....
quent10 0
o whose a big boy?? that's right YOU are no more happy meals for you huh?
rssffff08 0
lucky
medotcom 0
lol
tigerlilypop 7
atleast you didn't get a gym membership(;
jrkarikas 0
... happy birthday to you!
Knights2012 0
yummy
live_love_laugh3 0
haha for a second there I thought she/he was talkin bout a Mac lol
joelmota 0
ikr
luckylea24 7
Can I have it then?
cda2090 6
I agree your lucky because in Africa kids get AIDS for their birthday.
ILUVMSC 5
That sounds good right now..
dontyawishyaknew 12
Sounds like a win!
crystalxa 35
Well if you really love food that's a perfect present! It's better than some peoples I bet..
area51avenger 0
Whats wrong with that?
cdatribe23 0
yea a big mac is a blessing!
iloveeyouuxD 9
I dont see a problem.
Cad777 0
this isnt an fml. gosh some of the fml's the put on this site are stupid and pointless
Shanny_fml 0
Happy birthday! Its my birthday too :D it sucz tho coz i hav finals nd cant do anything for my 16th x u have a big mac =)
Poepiepiesie 3
Wow,16 you say?
foreverisabelx3 0
rotffffff! happy birthday =]
Vasir 2
Your life is ****** because you eat mcdonalds. thats gross, havent had it for almost 8 years..
iLoveTeraaa 0
bullshit tavir
Astroman129 7
How old are you anyway? 7 and a half?
nosyt 0
Basie are ****** serious mcsonalds is the shit. it is the perfect food. even your queer friends on naruto and that other shit eat it!
nosyt 0
when I said Basie ****** auto correct ****** it up I meant vasir.
TheAwkHawk 14
#7 Don't hate biatch
PureGold 0
Aww :(. Well, savor it then...
save_me_08 0
man, parents couldn't even cough up the cash for a whopper?...and hey at least it wasn't like a quarter pounder...aren't those on the dollar menu?...at least they paid full price
FacePALM24 0
Lame.