fatman
United States
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Loot
United States
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Anonymous
Bucyrus, United States
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
fatty
Gloucester, United States
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Timetoloseweight
France
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
FalkensLabyrinth
Gardner, United States
Tact
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML
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yahididit 0
ouchhh...
ThatBrownChick 0
well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)
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Comments (218)
yahididit 0
ouchhh...
MyChemical_fml 0
......Happy birthday! :D
Rawr_Doodle 0
surprise!
SeduceRecycle 0
Haha, it's a sign op. Fatty joke but really, lose some weight if your own mom thinks so. But really FYL.
sixthsense 0
Next time sign yourself up and you'll get a better birthday present. YDI
the_flirtt 0
atleast u have a mom that cares stop crying !
number0 8
YDI for being surprised. YDI for having a birthday. YDI for being fat.
ruby84 1
moms always know best :p use it and lose it.. so ppl can stop making fun of you behind your back. I hear em talking about yo fat ass always
arc794 0
Fyl because your mother is concerned about your health? Stop complaining and lose weight, fatty.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Mercy. That was pretty funny. :]
NikkiSixx22196 5
YDI FOR HAVING A MOM YDI FOR BEING SIGNED UP FOR WEIGHT WATCHERS YDI FOR BEING FAT YDI FOR BEING SURPRISED YDI FOR HAVING A BIRTHDAY YDI FOR POSTING THIS ON FML
MarkSeattle 0
weight watchers fat free chocolate yogurt birthday pudding, yummy... at least they didn't team up and have some else get you a gym membership or exercise bike, lol.
Fumo 0
this definitely sucks, but take a hint if even your mom thinks you need to lose the muffintop...
InfiltratedMind 0
ive reached the conclusion that weight watchers was plan B. she tried to scare the fat off him first..
wahwah123 3
You know, I don't really see the problem here, sure the delivery of said gift was a little off, but Weight Watchers is a very good program and could be a great opportunity for the OP.
puggfuggly 0
FYL because your mom loves you and cares about your health? sure its not the best way but at leases she's trying to help. YDI
JohnGraveline 0
REPOST!!!
Brittney_E 0
you had it coming fattie(;
girl14 0
fat has never been sexy. people who " love their curves" are gross so are all fat people. no I'm not taking Tyra banks curves I'm talking fat rolls. it's sick and unhealthy it's your bodys way of telling you that you have an inbalance. your consuming food that your body can't do anything with. so put down the fork and go the weight watchers
linx468 8
Nikki, number0 beat you to it and plus he gets bonus points for his picture. So go away please :D
ThisGuyHasCrabs 0
#52 ydi for being so damn hot....
Brittney_E 0
i got it! sell it(:
BECK_OR 0
wel excuse her she mustn't of relised how much u enjoy being a big fat fatty
Shookitup 0
I'm taking your boyfriend whispers "cheeseburger" to you, doesn't he?
Shookitup 0
ahh *girlfriend sorry ^.^
lord_of_yaks 0
its called put down the fork fatty
atticuz 2
You'll have fun eating the right food. I heard it's delicious.
okieraider71 4
Sounds like your mother really cares about your fat ass. Yeah, your life is really f****d because your mom loves you. Poor thing! Excuse me while I call you a waaah-mbulance.
misterbunbuns 0
think about it this way you don't have to lose all the weigt itself weight watchers will help u
BallinJ 0
ydi fatty. your mom is just looking out for you.
pandapoopDX 0
maybe it's a sign to get off the couch fatty
liljeron 0
so wat sou want us to say u ****** fatass take it as a complement u ungrateful bitch
Brittney_E 0
pshh pfffft.... hardcore much? dayummm
blogger79 0
#37.. I know you think you're funny. But you're not. Not even close. Please go get a life!
arcticcatman007 0
that ur horse? ^^^^
Brittney_E 0
178, shut up. i laughed at 37's joke.
twinny_sc 13
Happy birthday fatty :b
fatguy805 0
haha that reminds me the FML abt tha girl who gets turned on by anything haha
livelaughlove22 0
give the guy a break everyone is judging him when I bet NO ONE here knows him. I don't understand how putting ppl down makes any of you feel better. so leave him alone.
Jamesssy 0
#178: I laughed at #38's joke actually. You suck.
babe7260 30
How ******* rude!!!!
sillyollie 0
aw I'm sorry :/
SettoFail 9
why? YDI for being overweight
porro182 0
why srry? f*ck fat people! YDI for eating to much! fat people make me sick! start working out!
SMOKEWEED420420 0
WHAT A FAT ASS YOUR MOM IS NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO BECOME HEALTHY AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS FML OP YOU MY FRIEND ARE A DOUCHE
SylivionSypher 6
why would she do that?
itz_towelie 6
cuz OP is probably very fat
holysmokes420 0
#3 fail for Rollin alliance.
MnBran6 0
129, that's Aion, dude. I think it's the horde equivalent too...HFL
holysmokes420 0
ohhhh yeah. you're right. my bad. meh never liked Aion.
JGood09 0
129 fail for playin wow, go outside and touch a va j you loser
holysmokes420 0
woah woah woah. I NEVER said I played WoW. obviously I don't cause I couldn't tell the difference between the two games. I've simply just heard about it a lot and seen g4 before. come on man. don't hate that much
HalfLit 17
Take a wild guess.
bleigh 0
ouch that sucks big time!
holysmokes420 0
thank god the girl on the left doesn't... ouch. braces :'(
MustBeFirst 0
I lol'd at her braces =D
bleigh 0
fag
ThatBrownChick 0
well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)
iLuvCupcakesxoxo 0
yeah I agree..she cares but showed it in a very surprising and not close way. Maybe you both could get in shape together...nothing wrong with being healthy. girl411 shut the hell up haha. and that's it. just look on the bright side..ull be fit TADA
Seelu 0
Take it as a suggestion and go with it. Not like she did it to be a betch.
FFML_314 12
Well, at least she didn't kill you. That's good right?
JGood09 0
Not being killed is always a good thing lol
iLuvCupcakesxoxo 0
aww what a slap in the face..on her bday, give her the same thing or dish soap haha. fyl
InfiltratedMind 0
i think its actually 8 things bread mayo mustard lettuce turkey ham map to kitchen and mat to sleep on in kitchen till u tell her she can come out
Brittney_E 0
and if she likes cheese? :DD
InfiltratedMind 0
oh yes I forgot
InfiltratedMind 0
I don't think I was clear. the ingredients are for her to make him a sammich and get her bitch ass in the kitchen XD
Brittney_E 0
didnt need sherlock holmes to figure that one out. [:
InfiltratedMind 0
you said she not he
Brittney_E 0
he she...? :D
Shookitup 0
shim? ^.^
justsayfuck 5
That was not her decision to make, but maybe it'll help you and maaaybe you'll be grateful for it later :)
Freeze_fml 17
Lose some weight, chunky.