fatty
Gloucester, United States
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
suckstobefat
Canada
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
fatman
United States
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Anonymous
United States
Happy…
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Top comments
devildog562 33
That's rude for family to do. Should repay them with stool softeners, cause they are shitty.
Snowble11 13
Give them brochures for retirement homes for their birthday.
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Comments (88)
nix1993 41
Well your parents really are just assholes then, aren't they.
123765 18
Time to burn some calories i guess
LiveLifeAllDay 11
Give them back to your parents as a Christmas present. ?
charissaoz 7
Surely you mean ex parents?
ermahgerd1236 6
Happy bday OP
thes7274473 19
That's just mean. They might as well have gotten you a card that says "Happy birthday, fat-ass!"
jiggleboy 9
I would love to have those sadly enough
patrickeli 15
Weight loss pills are dangerous. Dispose of them
victoria63 12
that is just rude.
YourProblemsSuck 2
How? What if it was just a joke gift?
RedNinjaTurtle 17
Oh that sucks op! But happy birthday!