fatty
Gloucester, United States
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
suckstobefat
Canada
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
fatman
United States
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Anonymous
United States
Happy…
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Top comments
devildog562 33
That's rude for family to do. Should repay them with stool softeners, cause they are shitty.
Snowble11 13
Give them brochures for retirement homes for their birthday.
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Comments (88)
worldclassrager 41
Were they nice enough to have a gift receipt as well?
creativityisnt 19
Nothing says HAPPY BIRTHDAY like LAY OFF THE CAKE FATASS! But seriously, that's not cool. Maybe your parents are just trying to help but are being super awkward about it. I'm sure you're perfect the way you are, OP. Have a happy birthday
usnwife 18
I'll hold out hope they arent awful parents, just idiots. Maybe OP expressed desire to lose weight but had found it difficult so they thouggt it'd be something that would be appreciated...? Still not something they should have done, but not necessarily vicious.
mld4657 28
Aww I'm sorry op that is terrible rude and inconsiderate
heyyjessi 8
I know the feeling. I once received a whole Proactive kit for Christmas.
weveallbeenthere 30
don't open the bottle, return them for a gift card.
FudgeYour 6
It's okay, now you can burn some fat and go to the gym like me and gain some muscle! Woohoo, you go guy/girl!
Ilikepie82479 20
Subliminal messaging
aam1491 3
I'm bringing booty back Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches that No, I'm just playing. I know you think you're fat But I'm here to tell ya Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top ??
lks2015 2
My bf gave me free ones he got from GNC...?
AHzulu 25
That sounds more like a 'you' problem not a 'me' problem...