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fatty Gloucester, United States

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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devildog562 33

That's rude for family to do. Should repay them with stool softeners, cause they are shitty.

Snowble11 13

Give them brochures for retirement homes for their birthday.

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YourProblemsSuck 2

Quit bitching about it on FML, thank your parents for trying to help you, take the pills, excersise, and get in shape. Or just laugh about it and get over it because it was probably a gag joke.

taylamoore 11

Damn that's rude.

jerome72 14

prove how much self determination you can have and lose all the weight yourself. FYL for sure. nobody deserves that.

Taelormarie101 7

Give them depends and nursing home brochures for their birthdays.

sionis 3

Sounds like someone needs to go on a diet and pick up jogging

bfly81 7

My mom gave me a scale for Christmas when I was 16. Sometimes they just don't think.

NavyWife9299 5

hey who knows maybe they ment "happy birthday now you can eat all the cake you want and not gain weight you have already lost"

amazinghermit 14

Hey my parents gave me scales and a free month at the gym! Are we related?

fryebaby623 14

well if you end up taking them at least you didn't have to pay for them.

TheAspieDork 27

As long as it wasn't Benzo Fury.