Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I mentioned to my family that I was sad about the fact that I was thirty-five years-old, single, and had no children. My father piped up from the next room, "What man in his right would want your lopsided tits, fat thighs, and fucked-up nose in their gene pool?" FML
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML
Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
Today, my stepfather-to-be yelled at me, insisting I take my nose piercing out, because it will "ruin the wedding photos" since I'm a bridesmaid. It's a tiny diamante stud, no bigger than a small pinhead. He then went on a rant about how I need to respect his authority in the family. I'm 25. FML
Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML
Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
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Top comments
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
Your step-dad is a dick.
Wittledinosaure 7
He's looking out for your future. What a great guy.
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Comments (102)
Wittledinosaure 7
He's looking out for your future. What a great guy.
queendeadjesters 2
Lol, 28 and still single? I advise you to listen to your stepdad.
queendeadjesters 2
He isn't that bad of a person. He was being honest, a rare trait these days.
happylappy 21
I don't understand why he would imply that OPs mom is ugly when he's the one married to her; unless her dad is gay.
TheDrifter 24
The manly traits a gay man would presumably look for don't fit the standard definition of beauty on a woman?
happylappy 21
Lol I meant like if her step dad was married to her dad than it would make more sense for him to insult ops moms genes than if he were married to her.
GoodLookingGeese 10
I agree with 48! He wins the world!
kittykittyrun 29
ouch.
xlord 27
It's going to hurt even more once the downvotes get to you :P
kee_breezy32 34
don't get the surgery. I'm sure someone will except you for how you look OP (: he's just tryna make you feel bad about yourself!
perdix 31
#3. *accept Maybe so, but if you have some kind of facial deformity, fixing it up will improve your chances of meeting someone.
kee_breezy32 34
#26 sorry, lol had an error. yeah true, but it's not always about looks either, OP could have a good personality that could attract someone (:
xlord 27
All I ever care about is personality. Give me some big rippling jiggly personalities any day and I would be happy for hours. Or maybe just 17 seconds.....
perdix 31
#55, ALL you care about is personality?!?! Really?!?! If so, you are better than me and almost all males.
kee_breezy32 34
#55 & #60 from my opinion, you CAN'T be with someone unless your somewhat physically attracted to them. you get what I'm saying, no matter how nice they are or how smart, someone good looking is always the main thing you look for in a person besides personality.
xlord 27
I'm not sure if you both understood my comment. Replace the word personality with BOOBS and especially the 2nd sentence would make more sense (it was a euphemism).
jkmartinjk 16
The great part is, different people find different things attractive! Just because your dad may not see good looks, doesn't mean other people don't!
Hyde_is_Back 4
Just for the record, you do NOT need physical attraction at all. I think it is called pansexuality. They focus on the personality 1st, not looks.
skyttlz 32
Pansexuality is being attracted to people of all genders (including bigender, agender, MtF, FtM...)
monnanon 14
you do understand that all those you mentioned will be physically male or female. asexuality and bisexuality doesnt changr your physical gender pansexuality is bogus
perdix 31
#83, really, then I need to go apologize to my pan!
kee_breezy32 34
the way I see it, there will be someone in the world who accepts you for who you are (;
AestheticGuy 21
Umm, yea bullshit bro. Looks matter to everyone, unless they're at the same level of ugly and so they settle for it.
anonymous100000 17
accept* huge difference...look it up
charlotte69er 7
The truth will set you free
xlord 27
And in some cases the truth can piss people off, enough to push you down a set of stairs.
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
Your step-dad is a dick.
zandalee 20
Bastard! Sounds like an absolute bastard. Ignore his nasty comments. At 28 you know your fabulous anyway. :)
DocBastard 40
I find your choice of epithet disturbing.
lexi365 20
you're* Sorry I just had to.
syki 22
@21 "Sorry—I just had to." Sorry; I just had to. (Seriously, though, he's using the correct word in the first place. ;P)
hashshim 23
33: She'd have to use a comma rather than a semicolon anyways.
Rainbow_sparkles 7
did your dad call your mum ugly? sounded like it
EmsyyyRose13 24
Or maybe he was insulting her biological father, since he's her stepfather. I'm sorry your stepdad made such an asshole comment, OP.
MidnaLink 35
"I know your mum gave you shitty genes"
thatgirlincali 13
They taught me in kindergarten, if they pick on you that means they like you. He married your mom for some reason.
hienzburgess 9
they taught you in a SCHOOL that basically bullies all like their victims?
TheDrifter 24
That was standard anti bullying logic when I was in school. If you pick on someone of the opposite gender and everyone teases you for having a crush on them you won't bully them long. It worked pretty well.
ZeroPath5 16
Damn...step-dad is tough. Don't think about it too much
lovesings 12
I don't understand how someone could be such an asshole. Sorry OP.