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fatty Gloucester, United States

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML

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devildog562 33

That's rude for family to do. Should repay them with stool softeners, cause they are shitty.

Snowble11 13

Give them brochures for retirement homes for their birthday.

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shepp626 11

Honestly, that's no indication of whether or not you need to lose weight. Parents sometimes project a lot of their own insecurities onto their children, and sometimes their eating disorders. My cousin was 5'5 and at 90 lbs my aunt was still telling her how fat she was.

JoshTheTacoMan 19

Are the pills called Adipose by any chance?

demonfacee 14

They should've at least talked to you about your weight.

The_Burrito_Guy 6

Give them a membership for a gym for christmas

mylifeisblahh 6

sounds like a good gift to me ( ._. )

krissole 8

At least they care about what's on the inside..

DenBriZel 31

Lucky!

GamerPerson 19

Explain to me, People of FML, how the hell did this deserve so many YDIs because I don't see it. :/

ixbreakxfaces 12

I was given a gym membership.

mkayden 23

Cook them dinner and put laxatives in there. That'd be funny muhahahah