Today, I spilt boiling tea all over my stomach and left leg, so I went to the hospital to get it checked out. They said I wouldn't be able to expose it to the sun for the next two months. I'm going to Barbados tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML
Today, I stayed home from work because I'd had diarrhea for 24 hours and my gut felt horrible. I decided to at least enjoy some sun on my back porch in my swing chair. I stepped on an old board and my leg fell through to the knee, I couldn't move, and I was home alone. My neighbor cut the board that got me out. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, the first day of my 4-day weekend, I fell off my scooter. I'll have to spend the rest of my vacation bandaged and away from water. I'm on a beach. FML
Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML
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xxPrettyJane 0
Just wear a one-piece (if you're a girl)! If you're a guy, just keep a t-shirt on. it's not that bad. You can still have fun :D
FlyMeAway 2
The doctors have a reason for things. They don't prescribe you or advise you just to make your life harder. I don't see why anyone would thumb your comment up.
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hustler123 0
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hahaha ouuccchhhh SUX 4 U!!!!!!!! i hope u have fun! nice and warm weathr lmfao
Aim4thebullseye 4
it's not that bad seeing how there's a new invention called CLOTHING
thesparkman97 0
Solution: a ******* towel.
zadie 6
Well, this is going to be absolutely no help to you now, but figured I'd post it anyways. I'm allergic to sunscreen and really pale, and my family LOVES going on tropical vacations. You just find some lightweight, loose clothing to go around in. The looks you get when you're swimming around in sweats, a jacket, and a floppy hat at least make things interesting :)
Catkam623 27
What about her stomach
Akumie 6
What about a light dress that covered the burn?
burrito_supreme 0
that sucks.
juliaaalove 8
No shit.
the_boss_fml 0
screw the doctor
FlyMeAway 2
The doctors have a reason for things. They don't prescribe you or advise you just to make your life harder. I don't see why anyone would thumb your comment up.
xxPrettyJane 0
Just wear a one-piece (if you're a girl)! If you're a guy, just keep a t-shirt on. it's not that bad. You can still have fun :D
PiErC3 0
the OP's a girl
Gr3gory_fml 10
There are sundresses.
caligal14 0
Aww that sucks :( Did he say why you wouldn't be able to expose it to the sun? Do what #4 said and apply lots of sunscreen?
dabomb1463 0
That's still getting sun on it. Dip wad
xxPrettyJane 0
#3, you're an idiot
shiroun 0
Owned by tea.
crystalxa 35
What a bad day! Not a way to spend a vacation! Looks like alot of sunscreen and baggy t-shirts. Should still be fun though!
justxdream 0
i'm sorry, but i'm sure you'll still have fun.
lolbitch 0
suckies for you!!
Hyo_fml 0
just... wrap up one leg. It'll be FINE. I'm sure you'll get lots of action.