Time for an intervention
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home in an awful mood, and grumbled to my wife that sometimes I want to strangle my boss. My wife regularly screams up and down the house over the most minor shit, but apparently this upset her so much that she took the kids to her mom's, and is demanding I get anger management. FML
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my husband said he was hungry and that I needed to cook. I flipped my shit and yelled at him for a good half hour. Later, he pulled out his phone and showed me videos of me doing the exact thing to him, asking him to do things the second he walked in the door. FML
Today, I called my husband when his shift at work ended to talk about what we needed to do this weekend. He got angry and asked if he could have "five goddamn minutes" after work to get home and change before I started "throwing the fucking to do list at me." FML
Today, I got yelled at for staying in my room too long; got yelled at for going out of my room; got yelled at for staying at a friend's place. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, I ignored my wife's phone calls at work, since all she ever wants to do is complain or talk about chores and projects. An hour later, security called my desk. She'd shown up at work to bitch me out for ignoring her. Now I'm the laughing stock of my workplace. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
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RichardPencil 32
AND THEN YOU WENT TO FML AND GOT YELLED AT BY A RANDO!!!!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Time for a new job, and a new husband.
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RichardPencil 32
AND THEN YOU WENT TO FML AND GOT YELLED AT BY A RANDO!!!!
riley873 21
listen. either embrace the **** 'em and don't let people treat you that way OR tattoo 'welcome, please wipe your feet' on your forehead
Iamthebanzai22 21
I really hope some knight in shining armour comes along and makes you feel special to the point where you can peave both. May the Universe grant this,
mfranks19891989 10
I’m going to assume you work in retail. Don’t let’s customers yell at. If a customer is upset a little bit of frustration is ok. If they are being jerks to you then tell them lose the attitude and I’ll help you/ ring you up. Otherwise you get nothing. As for your husband fights/arguments happen. But he’s he just yelling at you for no good reason ( by good reason I mean she was suppose to pick up their kid at school and she didn’t) you 2 need to evaluate your relationship
BurnInDemonFire 39
Time for a new job, and a new husband.