Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML
Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML
Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML
Today, I tried to reach out to an old friend. He answered the phone sounding half-asleep, then suddenly switched to an outrageously fake and racist Indian accent, and started yelling nonsense down the phone once I said my name. Guess that bridge is burned, then. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
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erikalbs 0
I'm sorry lol
mk58 31
Your dad should have asked where they were calling from first. Standard procedure for telemarketers at my house. And then you hang up on them once you have ascertained that it is a telemarketer on the other end.
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Comments (162)
erikalbs 0
I'm sorry lol
ManBearP1g 0
Somebody gonna get a hurt REAL BAD!!!
fluorescentadole_fml 8
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ymonkey96 0
russell peters ftw
pertained 12
ew, why date an Indian?
Squirt1998 0
You racist...
ManBearP1g 0
Coz they aere much more open minded than your faggoty redneck incest ridden ass.
coolboy6 0
hahah russel peters<3
WOW_BS 0
The Indian father will go grab his arrows and shoot at your door
techweed 12
man I love Russell Peters
oreily12 23
So it was a telemarketer?
Saarr 0
Why didn't you told him hè was calling?
ManBearP1g 0
He didn't know he was going to call. Hence he didn't told him.
thesunsetglow_fml 8
The op didn't "told" him because, I am assuming, he is not telepathic. But again, I am just assuming.
iranoutofnames 6
#2 is obviously foreign, and the first part of her bio is "my English is bad". assholes^^
lkenney 0
not everyone goes around reading all the bios
Saarr 0
maybe you should..
GetALilCrazy 0
Jesus. Your dad is an ass.
sourgirl101 29
Psst, you're naked!
GetALilCrazy 0
Psst, I know.
sourgirl101 29
Psst, nothing against the female form but get some clothes on!
GetALilCrazy 0
Hey, I'm just trying to add a little interest into everyone's day.
sourgirl101 29
Hey, I hear you. I'm sure there are better ways of doing it.
tmmundy 17
not to mention the form is deformed....so I think I get your point.
GetALilCrazy 0
I'm tired of what's considered to be normal and what's weird. If I want to take my clothes off, whatever. it doesn't hurt anyone. and I like to do 3 socially unacceptable things a day.
TheAftermath 0
...Wow.
rawr9able 4
Eww, get your nudes off the Internet before you become some ones ************ toy. That isn't outside of the ordinary that's along the lines of regarding your own self respect. Plus, no one really wants to see all that shit, attention *****.
Doortje 30
Wow, I don't think I want to know the other 2 socially unacceptable things you did today/plan to do.
ManBearP1g 0
Jesus' dad was an ass? I might convert :O
tulsafml 0
What are the other 2?
RinnieRiot 9
Why did you have to mention she's Indian?
GetALilCrazy 0
Her father is prejudiced so he assumed that an Indian caller was a telemarketer.
papaya_master 4
Because Indian parents, stereotypically, tend to be more uptight and strict. Trust me, I know.
jsx12345 0
Racist people nowa days!
JenL_fml 7
Because of his accent, possibly.
zozohearts 0
I was going to ask the same exact question!
Justine94_x 31
I was thinking the same...
TayonaC 10
because his dad thought since the person on the phone was Indian, it was a telemarketer. it's thought that most telemarketers are Indian.
kykyshay 0
it's not racist. most Indian fathers are very strict with there children, mostly daughters, dating, but I'm not saying all Indians are strict. most are though, stereotypically.
OCDC 9
The fact that Indian parents are strict is not why OP mentioned their nationality. It's because there are a lot of call centers in India, therefore a lot of Indians are telemarketers because that's where they work. Get a clue.
lyndyloves 0
Yeah it is. Most Indian people are telemarketers nowadays.
TayonaC 10
#29 you live in st Thomas? my step dad was born there :)
kiran_fml 5
lol hope you're not serious 77
MissMittens 0
20, pretty scorpion :*)
Renee_Margaret 2
there isn't anything racist about it...maybe a bit of a stereotype but unfortunately most telemarketing and support jobs are outsourced to india and other foreign countries.
coolboy6 0
im indian and didnt find it racist at all
SuperSukh 6
Efashah, bhen chod, u r too gori looking to be desi.
tmac9923_fml 0
because most of the telemarketers are indian dumb ass
sourgirl101 29
Was he trying to sell his daughter?
Saarr 0
haha win ^^
j300zx 0
fail^^
traceyxox 0
major fail
KVKdragon 26
definitely a MAJOR FAIL >:(
ManBearP1g 0
Indians don't sell daughters they give em away and pay the groom ;).
pbutt209 0
WIN^^^€
NOTaVirginMojito 18
Whoaa easy there bud
tmmundy 17
geez, your dad needs to chill some. what a jerk (in a nice way of saying it).
pwner455 0
how the hell do you sat "what a jerk" nicely?!
vanillagirl 0
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
lkenney 0
you are super pretty!
xoxoKirstenxoxo 0
F A I L :/
j300zx 0
Thank you come again.
stu1983 0
hahaha good one!
bobjoefredsky 0
haha lol you're hilarious at first I didn't get but now I do! hahahhaa thats actually really funny lol! :D
urdirtyolduncle 15
yeah, like all Indians say that -_- come up with something original, you racist twat.
AnneFTW 17
108- You clearly do not know what racism is, nor do you understand a joke.
coolboy6 0
im indian and tht was hilarious lmaooo
amberkun 4
lolwin.
bloobelly 0
awkward...