Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
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youdidwhatnow 0
Ew!
inmyroom 1
thats cute
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Comments (127)
youdidwhatnow 0
Ew!
AnalProbe 0
I had a friend like that once. Always chewing on parts that weren't meant to be chewed on... my shoes, my underwear. He was a real rat too, just like your boyfriend.
toastnbuttrcheng 0
I woke up to a rat biting my ear @_@ I thought I had rabies.
bsteiger 0
agree
Cjw1220 0
I woke up with my hand up a pirate donkey's butthole once.
iTaylor 0
EW EW EW! I came home the other day to find that my dog had hunted mice outside of our house, brought them inside, killed them, and left them there as a present for me.
Kamon97 23
I would've moved lol
inmyroom 1
thats cute
Scubadiver172001 0
I'd keep it as a pet
DMStrack 0
thatss nastyyy!!
Rokstarr 0
ratatouille!!!!!!
iampunk 0
Rokstar win.
CookieMonstr19 0
#107 yeah he could be an amazing pet!!!!!
arandomboy 0
ydi for a gross home!
nazooer 11
Shut up.
icanfloat12 0
lol awww
why_me725 0
Omg lmfao, that's just unsanitary. How do you sleep in those repulsive conditions? Then again I can't sleep without cleaning the entire house thoroughly. OCD sucks FML.
mothefro 0
hahaha my moms the same way.
11wanda11 6
ohh yuck, I would have freeked
Starfire22 5
Omg, I hate rodents! I would have screamed my head off! Why is there a rat in your room? Is it that messy or do you live in the woods?
nubster 0
#2 WTF?? so it's cute to have a dirty rat chewing away your hair???
funnynesh 10
Its a sign... He be saying, " lets be friends!"
j_Leigh15 0
Rats are cute and cudly. Then again wild rats are the worst!
Aceage 0
I Assume this one was wild.. Unless she had a domestic rat..
ipwnallmen 10
oh my gosh!!! ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!!
Crabtree1015 12
i would of flipped!