Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
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Glam_fml 0
That sucks. Even though he wasn't interested in you, he could have still been polite. It's extremely rude to ignore the person you are having dinner with. I probably would have grabbed his phone and chucked it at the wall.
Syoungblood07 0
What a jerk! FYL!! I would update YOUR status "I just took out The Clap, but I saved myself just in time"
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JonReb 0
What an asshole, he could have at least been polite.
MoonTiger 4
Evidently, he didn't quite enjoy your company
Syoungblood07 0
What a jerk! FYL!! I would update YOUR status "I just took out The Clap, but I saved myself just in time"
brendiz 0
A few months ago I noticed a man and a woman at a restaurant that looked like they were on a date, but the man was on the phone the whole time i was there, poor woman looked out of place and akward...i also thought what an asshole....im wondering if this was you? LMAO
cadburyegg 0
That's when you just up and leave. How effing rude of people. It's obvious they have no manners and aren't interested enough to be a decent person toward you during a date.
cherry72 13
I totally agree. that guy is a douche.
24788 7
Some people just don't work together.
Xero3g 5
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You must be a really boring person.
Clioo_fml 17
Or maybe he was a really boring person....
Glam_fml 0
That sucks. Even though he wasn't interested in you, he could have still been polite. It's extremely rude to ignore the person you are having dinner with. I probably would have grabbed his phone and chucked it at the wall.
StrykarZee 0
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#9: So you think that just because he was a little rude or impolite about how he treated his date (whom he was clearly not interested in for one reason or another) it's okay to destroy his property? Rarely does one deserve to have their own property destroyed because of how they treated another.
diet_otaku 0
"So you think that just because he was a little rude or impolite about how he treated his date (whom he was clearly not interested in for one reason or another) it's okay to destroy his property?" yes. yes it is. don't want your phone broken? don't be an asshole. if your date's that boring, man up and tell her so, and you can both go home early.
SadinSherman 16
But it's only a first date and that is extrme
SadinSherman 16
*extreme
amatayo 0
So the question is y did he go out with you? I mean I've been out with woman that I was not feeling half way through the date but I still knew that she deservers a good time so hmm I think that guy was broken. Hahaha
sofad15 0
what an ass. You should have just excused yourself to the bathroom and leaved right away.
lavaricia 0
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Wow i cant believe i still cant find a forum in which even when people contruct sentences without using stupid text speech, they STILL havent the faintest grasp of the english language... "leaved"? come on... your not serious... please...
serafimazriel 0
I find it hilarious that YOU comment on how someone else doesn't have a grasp of the English Language when your comment ignores grammar, punctuation, capitalization... So don't harass people about "not understanding the English language" when you're writing "your" instead of "you're". That's basic stuff. Come on.
nouza 0
HAHAH!! Burn !! I totally agree with that! Don't criticise unless your English is perfect; or else you'll just seem like an idiot.
BnaLovesZsk25 0
granted he/she used the wrong "your" but leaved is way worse. I can't even say that comment out loud because it is so wrong.
Dilwann 27
Then again, there are still people that don't have English as their native language, and it's quite easy to make a mistake. It happens to me every few months as well (that particular mistake), but only when I'm talking and not paying attention to grammar.
mzbosii 0
What a jerk!!!