Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, I decided to sit on the back porch for a while to enjoy the nice weather and relax. Unfortunately, one of my neighbors was outside too, having a very loud argument with his wife for about 45 minutes. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML
Today, while I was walking home, I noticed an elderly man in a wheel chair trying to paint his garage so I went over to help. His response was verbal abuse and a slap to the face with a wet paint brush. FML
Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML
Today, my house caught fire and almost burned down. My neighbour, who has always hated me, came up, patted me on the back, and said, "That sucks for you." FML
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Top comments
Kiki242 19
You should've broke his hip.
helen_ellexo 22
The elderly just wanna have fun
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Comments (96)
kingbrizo 24
im sorry op...
friedpwnadge 25
If he decked you, then you can put him in the hot seat with a disturbance and assault charge. He'll cherish the rest of the night, trust me.
Nordrag 26
Hmmm. First comment was total shit. There's only 5 comments. I'd easily be on first page... Or! Or I could just reply to #1 and be higher than everyone else! Muahahahahaha.... Brilliant!!
alfakennybody 10
There has been a lot of old people fmls lately
StanSmith_fml 9
What's wrong with old people?
alfakennybody 10
They have been causing a lot of trouble latley
Welshite 40
Because we all know once you hit seventy-five, you are expected to sit in a chair all day and reminisce about your younger years. Let's face it: people don't stop living just because they hit a certain age, and they shouldn't be expected to.
jojimugo 20
Old people are running amok ... Gotta love it
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
******
webbface 25
Don't **** with old people.
Kiki242 19
You should've broke his hip.
Jake_Hale 7
LOL why wasn't I invited to this party?!
niallo 23
As much as I disagree with this comment, I think you should have decked him. Being old is no excuse to attack people. And if you do, expect that person to defend themselves. If that results in a broken hip, well you won't do that again.
freckleface221 19
Titanium is difficult to break!
helen_ellexo 22
The elderly just wanna have fun
CallMeMcFeelii 14
That's what I was thinking. I highly doubt the old man throws too many house parties, so why couldn't OP just let this slide? Though, there are deciding factors like if it was late, or OP had kids that were trying to sleep. It doesn't say that so my guess would be that OP just wanted to spoil the old mans fun. Shame on you, OP.
pil_84 9
At least the party will be done by 9.
LilFidget 4
OP never said they asked for the party to stop, they simply asked for it to be toned down a bit. There's having fun, and then there's showing respect.
PuggieKid 22
Anyone else sang this comment?
corocoro 30
Thanks, now I'll have that song stuck in my head for the whole day. >.<
helen_ellexo 22
No problem :)
KinkyCurly 13
There is no age limit to having fun!
brave_josh 9
Yeah, the age you die is the limit.
brebabee793 13
have a party of your own!
Nordrag 26
Too much noise? That's ok, we've got the perfect solution for you! Make way more noise than the noise that was too noisy and then your problem is gone for good.
skullofdarkness 18
Problem is, the old guy may be smart enough to call the cops on a noise ordinance. Just get up early tomorrow when the neighbor is hungover and now your lawn, and maybe his lawn as well! :)
Martinez0285 28
at least you didn't chase you with his colostomy bag
oh_merde 11
If he could chase himself, that'll be an accomplishment never heard of before.
Martinez0285 28
Damnit... I just saw that... I mean.. I chase myself all the time ... it happens when I think outside the box for to long
martin8337 36
Good one
punkyboy 11
he shouldn't have party's past 8 o'clock. things get pretty crazy after 8
odamaliekh 26
Ah, the irony when elderly people are complaining about our generation and our drinking habits. They're the worst.
AustinDenton 22
Sounds like an awesome party. To bad you weren't invited.
CVTTRVN 19
*too
AustinDenton 22
Thank you I wasn't sure
bosox29 14
Nope not *too that means also he was right the first time.
RoboCunnilingus 23
You're wrong.