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lagirl · 9 June 2009, 05:27 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Charming

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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BarbieKen · 14 June 2009, 04:14 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Classic

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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anonymous · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·Australia

Please don't do that

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulled away, goes, "OMNOMNOMNOM" then continued kissing me. FML

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