Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I felt cold while driving, so I blasted the heat. The one thing I didn't expect was a load of tiny spiders spilling out of the vents and writhing all over my dash. FML
Today, I got into my car to remember that I left dead fish and waxworms in my car from fishing at the lake yesterday. We unloaded everything but those two stinky things. It was 90 degrees today too. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, something on my car went bang and the whole thing died. I got it towed to a garage and it turns out a great fat rat had gotten stuck in my exhaust, died, and blocked it up. The fumes couldn’t escape and overheated the engine until something blew. FML
Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML
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Djosef_fml 0
Sorry OP. We bought a car and the previous owner smoked in it. It was barely noticable, and after a couple of months it didn't smell at all anymore. Untill Fall came and we turned the heat on. Oh. My. *******. God. It's been YEARS and the smell of deathsticks comes back when we turn the heat on.
Aero_boy 4
More like Deadmau5.
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Comments (95)
chris_42 11
ouch fyl
unmadebed 0
sounds pretty gross.
katTKD 0
gross! time to get fresheners and open the windows...let's hope it doesn't rain now
jrkarikas 0
oh that happened to us! a humming bird flew into an industrial fan. it was like a juicer.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Smoke some weed in your car.
Claay_aiir 0
yummmy? actually that sucks big time </3
iSitt 0
call the cartalk guys
spermdump 0
find it and eat it. roadkill ftw.
Eamon128 1
hhahaha #16 hell yeah
jizwiz 3
Having some nice hott sex in the car should fix the smell. Then cover it up with axe :)
mnemonicdaze 0
You can't cover funk with perfume. The car will just smell like someone tried to cover up the smell of sex and death with man spray.
MrCalves 1
it could be worse. a girl could cut off your penis as you sleep and throw it out the window of a moving car
jade567 0
bahahaha. I thought OP said moose... not mouse. xD I'm stupid. :)
teresa_009 0
34 what the hell? op, light a match.
chris_42 11
wtf 34?
hungryboy 0
haha
Lexiegirlxx 4
ewwww ew ew ew buy a cat and make it fetch =p
Puddings 3
the smell of death aha how dramatic
rawritsmary 0
nastyyyyy. D:
Aero_boy 4
Make a girl give birth in your car then, now you have the smell of Birth :) and placenta
GinandJenkem 0
16 is a loser.
cmac86 24
I agree with 20. click and clack would love to hear this story. not sure of what kind of advice they'd give you, but it's a chance to end ip on national radio!
azim2424 0
22 yr hair is like AWESOMEEEE!!!!!!
bene201 0
96 yr grammar like sucks
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
nastyyyyyyyy
MaxSnacks 0
Last time I checked, it was summer? Unless Colorado is receiving a cold front?
xgetxbentx 13
75 - which would be why she said it was strange for this time of year....read dude.
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
not every place gets hot and sunny summers. in Washington it rains 300 days of the year. I had my heater on today cuz it was 60 degrees and raining.
ohdearkristen 0
Ew. use garlic, and fthemousesl. dude wtf is antiflood protection?
Samantha_baby 0
it's so you can't post like a million comments in a row! it seriously sucks...
ohdearkristen 0
ohh.. well that was a problem, but I had to wait like 5 minutes just to post a comment on this fml. That suckkkssss
Samantha_baby 0
it really is annoying... isn't it?
phreshboi 1
how do u know it's a guy?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It should take less than two minutes. Next time, try waiting before you resubmit it.
Samantha_baby 0
nasty...
amandalovee 0
my word exactly.... fyl
brannyh 0
Ahhhh the sweet smell of death....
CallMeHush 1
Why didn't the A/C keep him from nesting, same motor and box, just a different core? Just wondering.
kaileebug 0
I'm not sure how it happens but this same thing happened to my grandpa.
jefola 0
Now THAT stinks! Good luck with that.... Febreeze won't even touch that smell!
master_wOOt 0
GHOST MOUSE 0_0
Aero_boy 4
More like Deadmau5.
lovesamystery 0
bring it in to were you got the car and tell them this isn't that much of an Fml.
sexysue 0
get rid of the car!! u will never remove the death smell.
jizwiz 3
18- I dont think that pick is legit. Nice ass btw though
christa953 12
ydi for using he heater
Samantha_baby 0
op lives in Colorado...
jizwiz 3
u got a prob w/ people from colorado?
Samantha_baby 0
no I'm just saying that's the reason he's using a heater?
PinkRoseLove 0
It's raining like Seattle here right now and cold so a heater is def. appropriate