Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Easy mistake to make
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
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bubblybrooke 12
LMFAO
FruityLoooons 8
...Bon appetitty?
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Comments (463)
kaitlinQ 0
that's is so nasty you hoar!!!
coltsluvr123 2
ummmm lock the door next time maybe...?
ralphyr 0
get your own place loser.
iheartangus 0
lovely
bihero 0
i will let her watch ...
justanotherhuman 21
Dear Op, YDI. Door locks and discretion go a long way in preventing things like this from occurring. You failed.
kingwaldo 0
Wow lock your ******* door.
kayPandastyle 15
haha fuckn hilarious!! xD
0mfgz 0
Sounds hot.
mpclaw 3
way cool. Did mom ask for the whipped cream and want to join in?