Rowden
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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hannah12345
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
fml
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML
yourmainman
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Desperate
Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
Anonymous
Northridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming here
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
Snufflopagus
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Jumja
Netherlands
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML
hss
United States
Food fight
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
skiittlez713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
lovely
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Yummy
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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karina_said 0
your boyfriend is a pussy
luvmybby062308 0
You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;
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Comments (154)
karina_said 0
your boyfriend is a pussy
verymerry 6
he's prolly gay
iowa3jumpman23 0
you probably have huge hairy nipples. that was just his excuse
Trent_Atkins 0
I agree with #1 and damn your so attractive #1
Tht_one_crazyj 0
u better make him a sandwich too if u want sex
davekron 0
Definitely gay
jdub28 0
agreed, who won't lick whipped cream off nipples, OP should've put strawberries on them also and said "here is a healthy alternative, now lick it bitch!"
locomotion 0
Hott
clivealmighty 0
omg WTF D: is wrong with you're bf x3 mmmm I love whip cream pfff he's gay fyl
Channan 0
lol @ 8
As1LayDying 4
oh yea, he's def an ass goblin
jonagoo 8
23 is fugly as uck
killerviral 0
your bf is a queerbag nuf said anyone like my picture?!?!?!
GinandJenkem 0
9 is experiencing his first erection.
cmac86 24
agreed. @Karina said: thank you for not writing "first". op: you come to the south in the US anytime and we'll treat you right. we know how to treat women, both historically and in modern times. but another thing, I didn't know Australia had whipped cream.
rohosoccer08 1
what guy is so worried about calories that he can't get kinky in bed with his girl, definately gay! I'd be pissed! op you shodve kicked him out and called someone else lol
sertralinaa 2
So true :D
robertdr 0
should have taped fruit to ur ****
mrguy266 0
37 nice reaction actually..not many people take insults like that..most people go crazy lol (this isn't sarcasm)
rohosoccer08 1
... what guy cares about calories so much that they won't get kinky in bed. with their girl... definately gay!
viol3nt_toast 0
is your bf a highschool quaterback from Texas as well?
robertdr 0
dont bring texas into this my friend
amiemariej 0
^^^agreed you get a Texas size murk down
lky830 0
I agree with 5. he sounds gay
dabluedude101 0
I'll film it and we will all retire very very rich.
dabluedude101 0
since when was whipped cream considered kinky?
texasmadeG 0
27 is ****** fine lol
rohosoccer08 1
look up the definition of kinky on urbandictionary.com
ccc01 1
Tell your bf to please hand over his man card
NzxtZ06 0
what a fag
LAdam 2
The first comment says it all.
hotscar 3
damn number1 you're pretty hot. haha, i'd love to meet op's pussy boyfriend and I'd love to stick my meat in your pussy.
MearaRocks 0
your 'boyfriend' is now officially your Girlfriend.
gingersss 5
freak.
OffMySack 2
"bitch im on a diet i ain't lickin unless its low fat" ur probably not his only choice so he can say whatever he wants cuz ur on his nuts.if he was sprung on you then it wouldnt have mattered if it was too fattening
17michael17 0
dam u hot
youngrob 0
wow what a gaybot I would have licked that nipple in a second
igivein 4
agreed, wanted to say the same
ninjanate 0
dumb **** we got good footballers
mhross 0
wow total fag
In_your_face 0
next time this happens just give me a call and i'll be over to lick it off for him
danehilts 0
failure
therealdavid 0
I will for him! lol
kiss_of_death 0
what a pussy, am I right??
pinkpanda93 0
he's on a diet WTF is wrong with you messing with that
spady62287 0
yeah he is gay
TheStoryOfUs 0
not nice
katTKD 0
maybe he's just a health nut :)
Allison_H 0
thank you, captain obvious.
acoti 0
Oooooorrr, maybe he's just a pussy.
omgmike2345 0
maybe her nipples taste like a dirty penny?
z620 0
Op honestly I don't think you understand. He's doing it for you, out of love.
iamchuck 0
Get the low-cal kind next time, or better nipples.
luvmybby062308 0
You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;
Anon9002 0
Nah, he's just being cautious, just in case it's shaving cream.
piinkbunnii 1
You beat me to it!!!
year2015 11
I shave my nipples. (lol not really)
mmmazingmary 0
your bf is so lame.
Tht_one_crazyj 0
hot
locomotion 0
not
Iissosmart 5
definantly hot :)
adidaman 3
u look like u would be a *****
Iissosmart 5
haha ur dissing her but we don't have pictures. so for all every1 knows ur ugly.
McMarlin 4
She's gorgeous, but the picture is just a tad too revealing. Yep...just a tad. Lolz.
sertralinaa 2
Anorexic?
PaintTheStars 2
I don't think he could be anorexic. isn't anorexia when you think you are fat and is really thin and then you lose weight until you are skin and bones? I could be wrong tho btw I love ur shirt :)
sertralinaa 2
Thank you, I love it too! :D Well, I used to suffer from anorexia when I was in high school and all I was thinking about that time was calculating calories from food. If the OP's boyfriend isn't anorexic then he must be orthorexic or something, you know, the obsession with healthy foods only. Weird.
PaintTheStars 2
Yw! :] being anorexic must've sucke trying to lose weight for nothing. nice that your better.
sertralinaa 2
yes, I now remember those times and think it was really stupid! yay for healthy diet, not starvation!
chelseabelsea 0
#45, That's anorexia nervosa (not sure of the exact spelling), it's basically almost the same thing as anorexia But it's more of a mental thing where, as you described, the person believes they're fat when they are actually not.
SadinSherman 16
Anorexia nervosa is a eating disorder,anorexia is not eating for a few days due to illness or surgery or whatever.
Allison_H 0
Dirty reference? yes please!
babybubz 0
what a fag..
partyman007 0
gay
nessalujin 0
26, I wouldn't talk if I was you. With yo hands down your pants. Hahah.
Iissosmart 5
^^ epic win. kid stop trying to look kool. u just look gay hahaha