Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Easy mistake to make
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
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bubblybrooke 12
LMFAO
FruityLoooons 8
...Bon appetitty?
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Comments (463)
korn247 5
YDI... ever hear of a locked door or maybe doing that somewhere where your mom isn't?
pandorasnymph 0
for some, riskier is exciting. until they get caught. so fyl
Yarixa 0
oh damn
furismurder 4
yum. well, was it good?
iRod 0
whaaaat I'd definitely wouldn't be having any play if a parent could stumble in ...
jamjenni2774 0
i bet u were embarrassed as hell
perdix 31
Good thing she didn't walk in on the part of the Sex Sundae where he's getting hot fudge or popping a cherry!
love_game911 0
perdix...u r funny....and a perv!!! hahaha!! :D
Dncehalldrug 2
yesss!
knot32 0
oooo kinky!!!
sesp61289 0
Why the hell would you do this with parents home? Atleast lock the door! You asked for it.